This Thing
1.Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My dad.
2.Where was your first kiss?
a bathroom
3.Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
yup, but they'll get over it.
4.Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
of course, i beat bitches up all the time.
5.Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
"Yes, but not very well"\. ditto. although once i nailed an audition for the spring musical.
6.What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Their height (unless they're sitting).
7.What really turns you on?
Complex dicuts that lay flush to the page beneath them, and tight registration on a complicated four color process. Oh Yeah.
8.What do you order at coffee shops?
Different things.
9.What is your biggest mistake?
I'm not exactly sure any longer.
10.Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yeah, but not in a genuinely masochistic way.
11.Say something totally random about yourself.
I cleaned my car.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No. With the exception of Joe Harris from "Popular" and a guy with a labret piercing in a poster in front of Spencer's ("you look like that guy... you should get THAT thing pierced... y'know.. the above the chin piercing"
13.Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Constantly.
14.Did you have braces?
People with teeth like mine are a result of not having ever worn braces.
15.Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah. I like being tall.
17.When do you know it's love?
I don't know... i hear Peppermint Patty did a rather moving monologue on the topic in one of the films she featured in, however that answer may only apply to lesbians.
18.Do you speak any other languages?
Some Spanish, some Russian, then very little French, German, Japanese, Mandarine Chinese and American Sign Language.
19.Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
No.
20.What magazines do you read?
Layers, How, Juxtaposed, Spin, Newtype, and Wizard
21.Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No
22.Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes
23.Do you watch mtv?
Yeah i do... i'm sorry.
24.What's something that really annoys you?
The Barnes & Noble employee who insists on whistling wherever she goes, when people dont rack their own goddamn dishes at Friendly's, when published type hasn't been properly kerned (especially if its been published by a well known company), poorly designed menus, when people pull out ahead of you into traffic but rather than continue to accelerate they slow down once they're ahead of you, old people, how the United States awards married heterosexual couples a financial benefit for being married, how the United States (with the exception of one state) fails to offer a particular group of second class citizens an equivalent to marriage which would allow the parties involved to take extended leaves of absence from their place of employment to take care of their sick or dying partner, to leave their worldly belongings and custody of their child(ren) to their partner after they've died without having to write a will, to have their partner covered by the various forms of insurance provided by their employer, or any other number of rights that every other tax paying American is awarded regardless of the fact that more than 50% of all marriages end in divorce while roughly 75% of all Lesbians eventually find themselves in a long term, monogomous relationship, that will last for the rest of their lives, when people clearly got dressed without looking in a mirror, when you badly need to use your chap stick and in crumbles apart when you try to put it on.
25.What's something you really like?
Being an ass
26.Do you like Michael Jackson?
No
27. Can you dance?
Yup
28.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Um... i think maybe three days... is that what you're asking?
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No
30.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into A&E?
Huh?
31.Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yup
My dad.
2.Where was your first kiss?
a bathroom
3.Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
yup, but they'll get over it.
4.Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
of course, i beat bitches up all the time.
5.Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
"Yes, but not very well"\. ditto. although once i nailed an audition for the spring musical.
6.What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Their height (unless they're sitting).
7.What really turns you on?
Complex dicuts that lay flush to the page beneath them, and tight registration on a complicated four color process. Oh Yeah.
8.What do you order at coffee shops?
Different things.
9.What is your biggest mistake?
I'm not exactly sure any longer.
10.Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yeah, but not in a genuinely masochistic way.
11.Say something totally random about yourself.
I cleaned my car.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No. With the exception of Joe Harris from "Popular" and a guy with a labret piercing in a poster in front of Spencer's ("you look like that guy... you should get THAT thing pierced... y'know.. the above the chin piercing"
13.Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Constantly.
14.Did you have braces?
People with teeth like mine are a result of not having ever worn braces.
15.Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah. I like being tall.
17.When do you know it's love?
I don't know... i hear Peppermint Patty did a rather moving monologue on the topic in one of the films she featured in, however that answer may only apply to lesbians.
18.Do you speak any other languages?
Some Spanish, some Russian, then very little French, German, Japanese, Mandarine Chinese and American Sign Language.
19.Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
No.
20.What magazines do you read?
Layers, How, Juxtaposed, Spin, Newtype, and Wizard
21.Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No
22.Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes
23.Do you watch mtv?
Yeah i do... i'm sorry.
24.What's something that really annoys you?
The Barnes & Noble employee who insists on whistling wherever she goes, when people dont rack their own goddamn dishes at Friendly's, when published type hasn't been properly kerned (especially if its been published by a well known company), poorly designed menus, when people pull out ahead of you into traffic but rather than continue to accelerate they slow down once they're ahead of you, old people, how the United States awards married heterosexual couples a financial benefit for being married, how the United States (with the exception of one state) fails to offer a particular group of second class citizens an equivalent to marriage which would allow the parties involved to take extended leaves of absence from their place of employment to take care of their sick or dying partner, to leave their worldly belongings and custody of their child(ren) to their partner after they've died without having to write a will, to have their partner covered by the various forms of insurance provided by their employer, or any other number of rights that every other tax paying American is awarded regardless of the fact that more than 50% of all marriages end in divorce while roughly 75% of all Lesbians eventually find themselves in a long term, monogomous relationship, that will last for the rest of their lives, when people clearly got dressed without looking in a mirror, when you badly need to use your chap stick and in crumbles apart when you try to put it on.
25.What's something you really like?
Being an ass
26.Do you like Michael Jackson?
No
27. Can you dance?
Yup
28.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Um... i think maybe three days... is that what you're asking?
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No
30.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into A&E?
Huh?
31.Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yup