Fuck them!

Aug 23, 2005 12:21

I thought I'd get some laughs out of my new signature for my emails here at the office. I've had it for a couple of days now and no one has noticed it.
(don't know if you all knew this, but my company got bought out and I'll prolly be out of a job come October)

Thank you,

Vincent Garcetti
CRT Properties, Inc.
(561) 447-1819
vgarcetti@CRTProperties.com

CRT Properties, Inc. formerly Koger Equity, Inc. was traded on the NYSE under the ticker symbol CRO. The Company's website was www.crtproperties.com . Please don’t bother to update your records accordingly since they sold out to another company.
++++++CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE++++++
Coonfidential shmential, torrential influential, I’m amazed you’re even reading this. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Please get on with your life, I have to. McDonalds looks like a good prospective employer, what do you think? In terms of getting the most carpal tunnel syndrome out of a job I think it’s a good trade off flipping burgers for staring at a computer screen all day long and writing scripts, unlocking morons that can’t remember a password that isn’t their kid’s name, and showing an executive how to burn a cd for the seventeenth time. Blah bu blah bu blah… Mail bomb me please
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