Parnham gave me jokes from beyond the grave
I had a dream with John in it (it wasn't really about him, people were chasing me because they though I was a pederast [I wasn't/am not. it was a weird dream] and I ran into his apartment(?)) He drop-kicked the guy that was chasing me off of a balcony, which was pretty awesome. I really couldn't even believe I was seeing him again. When I first came in, he was drinking a 40 oz with.. I think it was breakfast. I think everybody had been up cooking all night for breakfast (but all of it was laid out before John, no one else was at the table. Also all the food looked like salad?). It was a weird dream. At first I told him he couldn't be there, because he was dead, and he just kind of gave me a look like, "Oh yeah?" I hugged him, and told him how much I missed him, and then lost my shit, and then I woke up crying, which was a new experience.
Eventually I fell back asleep, and came to have another dream, where John and someone else and I were hanging out in my room. I think earlier in the dream I kept getting bit by Kiwi birds, because we started discussing the different varieties of Kiwi:
The Common Brown Kiwi: Pretty much what it says on the tin.
The Black Kiwi: Has sharp teeth and is predisposed towards biting. Also, its calls are generally "youreadick!" and other insults delivered in a high-pitched bird voice.
The White Kiwi: Magical and rare, will grant you one wish if you catch it, promise not to eat it, and then eat it.
John then asked, "Say, isn't there a kind of watermelon that grants you wishes, too?"
"Oh yes, of course," I replied, "the Regular Magic Watermelon."
Eventually I fell back asleep, and came to have another dream, where John and someone else and I were hanging out in my room. I think earlier in the dream I kept getting bit by Kiwi birds, because we started discussing the different varieties of Kiwi:
The Common Brown Kiwi: Pretty much what it says on the tin.
The Black Kiwi: Has sharp teeth and is predisposed towards biting. Also, its calls are generally "youreadick!" and other insults delivered in a high-pitched bird voice.
The White Kiwi: Magical and rare, will grant you one wish if you catch it, promise not to eat it, and then eat it.
John then asked, "Say, isn't there a kind of watermelon that grants you wishes, too?"
"Oh yes, of course," I replied, "the Regular Magic Watermelon."