AUDIO ][ LOST & FOUND.

[pyromatique]

I found these two in front of my doorstep this morning. If you think I'm the kind of guy who's capable of looking after anything or anyone other than, well, myself, you're sadly mistaken. Kindly take the fish off my hands or I'll flush 'em down the toilet by the end of the day.

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[specifics]

You can't look after fish?

[pyromatique]

I don't want to. There's a difference. [ Yeah. No. He can't. ]

[specifics]

Right...

[ SKEPTICAL of that 'difference'... ]

[pyromatique]

What? You think just because I can't look after fish, I'm less of a man somehow?

[specifics]

Not what I was thinking exactly, no.

[pyromatique]

What were you thinking?

[specifics]

I was thinking you could probably just drop them off at a pet store.

[pyromatique]

I doubt any pet store would take 'em. They look pathetic. Maybe if there was a shelter for unwanted creatures somewhere...

But Dawn's taking them so.

[specifics]

It's a pet store. They take pretty much anything as long as it's not already dead.

But someone else taking them works too.

[pyromatique]

Think I'd get any money off of a pet store?

[specifics]

A buck or two, not much. Probably better off giving them to your friend.

Pet store's a good alternative though. Practically something for nothing.

[pyromatique]

What would bring me greater pleasure would be if I could burn the little fishies.

[specifics]

And you can't because...what? Your friend who's taking them?

[pyromatique]

Yeah. Life's complicated like that. Guess I'll just have to head to the Underground and find an ugly monster or two to burn. You ever been to the Underground?