AUDIO ][ LOST & FOUND.

[pyromatique]

I found these two in front of my doorstep this morning. If you think I'm the kind of guy who's capable of looking after anything or anyone other than, well, myself, you're sadly mistaken. Kindly take the fish off my hands or I'll flush 'em down the toilet by the end of the day.

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[team_sociopath]

Even I could handle fish.

[pyromatique]

I'm considering frying the little suckers. While they're still alive.

[team_sociopath]

Has anyone ever told you you're a seriously messed up dude?

[pyromatique]

Just my high school counselor, back when I threatened to set his car on fire. While he was in it.

[team_sociopath]

Did you?

[pyromatique]

I did. But he was pretty quick on his feet.

[team_sociopath]

Charming.

[pyromatique]

You should have seen him. 'course nothing beats that time I set fire to a building. I'm pretty sure there were people in it. Well. Mutants who were looking to get the cure.

[team_sociopath]

Don't let the family resemblance fool you. I think you're a jackass.

[pyromatique]

Beats being a goddamn fucking wuss.