T E X T ][ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

[pyromatique]

Seriously, guys. And ladies. There are a lot of better ways to commit total suicide than say jumping off of a fucking building. Guns, sleeping pills, incineration

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[whattingawhat]

Dawnie nearly took a dive from the top of a really tall building. Today is not my favorite. She's okay though.

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[pyromatique]

You keeping her locked up in her room?

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[whattingawhat]

Yup. I moved a dresser in front of her door and I'm sitting outside the window right now. She hates me. I'm okay with that.

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[pyromatique]

Good thing she doesn't have that slayer strength of yours.

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[whattingawhat]

Nope! I can and am willing to sit on her if I need to. I like my sisters unsquished as opposed to squishy.

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[pyromatique]

I'd say you're free to drop her off at the station anytime. I mean, what's safer than being behind bars, right? But then she'd probably want to kill us both.

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[whattingawhat]

And she'll get over being mad at me. Or else she'll just hate me for the rest of her life but she can't get rid of me so she has to learn to live with hating me.

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[pyromatique]

Doubt she'd ever hate you.

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[whattingawhat]

I don't know. The time I got all spelled and hit on the guy she liked, there was some hating. Also when I told her Anna Nicole thought she was slutty. Same time actually.

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[pyromatique]

But you were spelled.

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[whattingawhat]

I know and she knows and really he was a jerk so there's that working for me. She did kinda hate me for a little while though. Just on principal.