T E X T ][ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

[pyromatique]

Seriously, guys. And ladies. There are a lot of better ways to commit total suicide than say jumping off of a fucking building. Guns, sleeping pills, incineration

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[repeatshimself]

Hey.

Speak for yourself.

[pyromatique]

Do you see me wanting to jumping off of any buildings?

[repeatshimself]

I mean I can, in fact, fly.

I can also make you fly.

[pyromatique]

Don't tell me that's what you've been doing? Helping people FLY?

Think I'm going to suggest that we round up today's crazies and thrown them in a holding cell.

[repeatshimself]

Mostly I've been helping people not turn into pancakes, thanks.

[pyromatique]

You getting paid for that?

[repeatshimself]

I don't need to be paid for something like that.

[pyromatique]

Wow. You superheroes leave me speechless.

[repeatshimself]

On one hand, I'm pretty sure that was not a compliment.

On the other you did just call me a superhero...

[pyromatique]

Yeah. Not a compliment. Only reason I even bothered with this little PSA is because the last thing I want is to be called in to patrol the city tonight searching for psychos on rooftops.

[repeatshimself]

Most of them probably went home already.

[pyromatique]

Let's hope so.

Been meaning to ask you. I heard Xavier was/is in the City? That true?

[repeatshimself]

[Pause]

Yes.

[pyromatique]

Tell me he's gone home.

[repeatshimself]

If by home you mean wherever he's living the City, then he's gone home.

[pyromatique]

Fuck.