These Pants are Too Tight

[pyromaniacpixie]

I always did say avante garde fashion has its perks. All the same, I'm not sure I want to hang onto Lala's bra. That and the whole ripped short shorts look isn't really working out with the cup size. 32 A? Pft. I can get more cleavage than that out of a stuff toy

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[belialwearspink]

...Hn.

Firstly, why would I even want any kind of food you've touched?
And secondly, at least I'm not being, ah... Now what was that term she used, again...?

Oh yes. Hunted.

[pyromaniacpixie]

You just got prissier.♥

Because I make the best and you know it.

I know.♥ Least I'm wanted~ You can shrivel up and die anytime now.

[belialwearspink]

I hardly see how.

The best bullshit? Why yes, I do believe you're right...

Perhaps I will. It would certainly be interesting to see what Sora would do if he knew you were the cause of my demise now, wouldn't it?

[pyromaniacpixie]

Trying to act cool with a "hn" works better when you're actually cool. On you, it's just prissy-snooty.

Among others. ♥ Bull shit is a skill.

I was~ ♥ Go ahead and tell him, Manho. Even if he believes you, it won't be me hiding behind a small child.♥

[belialwearspink]

That's because I'm above you.

Only you could think that.

I haven't forgotten, I assure you. It won't be me lying in my own blood.

[pyromaniacpixie]

Airheads tend to float.♥

Only you would act hight and mighty about it~ Hypocrite.

I taught Sora. He isn't going to kill me with those skills.♥

[belialwearspink]

People with rocks in their heads generally fall.

Nobody ever said that sticking to the rules was required. You would know all about that, I'm sure.

Not unless you give him a reason to. Don't underestimate my powers of persuasion.

[pyromaniacpixie]

People with both feet on the ground are logical.♥

'Course I remember your little escapade. That's why I know bullshit.♥

Your powers of persuasion involve taking advantage of children and pedoing on them on the downtimes.

[belialwearspink]

People 6 feet under don't have a say.

Don't compliment yourself too much, now.

That shows how much you know.

[pyromaniacpixie]

Too high up and you burn. Like Icarus fell.♥

It's hard not to.

Yep.♥ Just about everything.

[belialwearspink]

Remembering that water and I are hardly on bad terms with one another.

I'm sure it's not, when nobody else bothers complimenting you.

Or so you think. Again.

[pyromaniacpixie]

All the water in the world can't heal ashes.

They're too tongue-tied.

Your creative writing teacher must have been so proud of you.

[belialwearspink]

No, but it can vengefully douse the wrongdoer.

Which could also be a bad thing.

Hmm.

[pyromaniacpixie]

Like you.♥

Weak.

[belialwearspink]

You flatter me.

No, just thinking about how many times your creative writing teacher would have fled the room in terror, based upon how utterly bratty your child self was. You made Mizo look like a saint.

[pyromaniacpixie]

I guess doing the wrong things is the only thing you're good at.♥

Nah, she liked my attitude.♥