TWO >> demon beast

[pyroliticly]

...hey, woman. Err... "Val"?

I've got questions.

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private//unhackable

[calamitousness]

That's one of the most interesting private entries I've hacked in a while, let me tell you.

private//unhackable - Heat's in a worse mood than normal, sry. ):

[pyroliticly]

Oh, I'm so glad I've kept you entertained, little girl.

Fuck off.

Re: private//unhackable - Lmao it's okay Rikku's too nosy for her own good ):

[calamitousness]

It's so hard to find good entertainment as it is, so thanks~ And m'name is Rikku, not "little girl."

private//unhackable - He's considering hunting down and devouring her, jsyk. ):

[pyroliticly]

How about "meat"? Does that work for you?

Re: private//unhackable - fjidsojf I would laugh so hard. ): She... would not.

[calamitousness]

Never been called meat before, though I have been told I'm rather tasty. Do I get a name for you, or can I make up my own, too?

private//unhackable - IT'S KIND OF WHAT HE DOES. ):

[pyroliticly]

It might apply.

...Heat.

Re: private//unhackable - IDK IF SHE'S EDIBLE THOUGH ):

[calamitousness]

Whatever makes your chocobo kweh. But I'd still prefer Rikku.

Heat. ♥ It's a pleasure~

private//unhackable - ...BB, HEAT EATS PEOPLE WHOLE. SHE'S EDIBLE. ):

[pyroliticly]

...what the hell is a chocobo? Or a kweh?

I'll bet it is.

Re: private//unhackable - OH OKAY. ): SHE MIGHT TRY TO STAB HIM?? OR BLOW HIM UP.

[calamitousness]

A chocobo is a really big, yellow bird that you can ride. And "kweh" is the sound it makes when it's happy.

You seem doubtful.

private//unhackable - HE SAYS THAT'S OKAY. PEOPLE DO THAT TO HIM A LOT. ):

[pyroliticly]

...why would you ride a bird, when you could just walk? And then eat the bird, of course.

Not even a little. I usually assume it's a great experience for others to meet me.

Re: private//unhackable - RIKKU SAYS OH. SHE'S NEVER BEEN EATEN BEFORE. ):

[calamitousness]

Because the bird is faster. And they're not really edible; too bony.

Really.

private//unhackable - Heat says OH, HE'D BE WILLING TO EAT HER ANY TIME. ):

[pyroliticly]

Anything's edible. You clearly just weren't trying hard enough.

Yeah. Really.

Re: private//unhackable - RIKKU SAYS OH. SHE'LL KEEP HIM IN MIND? ):

[calamitousness]

... I'm going to find you a chocobo, and I'd like to see you eat it.

Really, really.

private//unhackable - HEAT APPRECIATES THE THOUGHT. ):

[pyroliticly]

...catering? That's friendly of you.

....yeah.

Re: private//unhackable - IT'S JUST A THOUGHT, MIND YOU. ):

[calamitousness]

I'm a friendly person.

♥

private//unhackable - OH, NATURALLY. >_>

[pyroliticly]

So I'm seeing.