Minty Freshness

May 04, 2009 03:09

Title: Minty Freshness
Author: pyrokitten77
Rating: PG
Pairing: Take a gander.
Prompt: Toothpaste.


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“John, will you hurry up? You take forever in the bathroom. What do you do in there?”

Bobby leaned against the door frame, began to tap his foot and glared at the wall. He checked his watch for the thousandth time and swore under his breath.

The bathroom door opened and Bobby turned his glare from the wall to his roommate.

“Beauty takes time, Bobby. I have to look appealing to everyone before I walk out of that door.”

“And this whole time I thought you were a natural beauty.”

John sneered. “Go fuck yourself, popsicle.”

“I never get tired of hearing that one,” Bobby said as he rolled his eyes, “you took forever. We’re going to be late for class.”

John gasped over dramatically. “Oh no! What are we going to do?” The pyromaniac rolled his eyes and finished lacing up his boots. “You didn’t have to wait for me, although, it’s kind of romantic.” The brunette’s eyelashes fluttered heavily as he looked at Bobby like a love struck teenager.

Bobby snorted. “Remember last night? You asked to borrow my homework and you never gave it back. Then you threatened to burn it when I asked for it. You’re a douche bag, I hope you know.”

John laughed. “Of course I know. I worked for years to shape the character you see before you.”

Bobby gave him an incredulous look. “Keep molding, fire boy.”

John childishly stuck his tongue out before unzipping his backpack and pulling out a sheet of paper. No one was more amazed than him when it was the desired one. He crumpled it up a little and laughed at his perfectionist roommate’s look of terror.

“JOHN,” he screeched.

This made the bad boy laugh even harder. He shoved it in Bobby’s general direction, letting it fall when Bobby was too slow to react. He didn’t have to look at his friend to know that he was being glared at.

“You’re such a dick, John.”

“You’re so cute when you pout.” John stuck out his bottom lip to emphasize his statement.

“Shut up.”

They gathered their backpacks and began to walk out the door when John abruptly stopped. Bobby ran into his back and stepped away in case his temperamental friend blamed him for the incident.

Suddenly, John turned to face him, and he was looked at with a weird expression. He was in the middle of deciphering it when the expression changed completely to one of mischief. Now he was a little scared.

“Want to know what I was doing in the bathroom?”

Bobby’s eyebrows angled down as he assessed the question for a moment. Then his curiosity peaked and he asked if he even wanted to know.

John smirked.

“This is what I was doing.”

The brunette pulled the taller boy down and kissed him full on the mouth. He then pulled away and began to walk to class.

Bobby was jerked out of his stunned stupor and he shut the door, hurrying to catch up with his troublesome roommate.

“That’s my toothpaste, John!”

genre: fluff, character: john a.k.a. pyro, rating: pg, fandom: x-men, pairing: bobby & john/iceman & pyro, character: bobby a.k.a. iceman, my writings, title: m

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