Just a little haiku for your reading enjoyment
"Greetings, yon penguin"
The wrinkled old man called out,
furrowing his brow.
"Aren't you a bit far
from the North Pole, feathered friend?"
he then continued.
"You cantankerous
dolt! are you an idiot?!
Thats not where we're from!"
"From the south pole we
hail from, not the blasted north!"
He snorted loudly.
"Egad! Curses! Crap!"
The disgruntled Penguin roared,
his cheeks cherry-red.
Suddenly the stoned
pothead awoke from his drug-
induced fantasy.
"Enough is enough!
I've got to lay off this stuff!"
But he never did.
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*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, I appreciate your confused applause! That was meant to be just weird, and I think it served it's purpose quite well. Good-night! I shall see ye on the morrow!
The wrinkled old man called out,
furrowing his brow.
"Aren't you a bit far
from the North Pole, feathered friend?"
he then continued.
"You cantankerous
dolt! are you an idiot?!
Thats not where we're from!"
"From the south pole we
hail from, not the blasted north!"
He snorted loudly.
"Egad! Curses! Crap!"
The disgruntled Penguin roared,
his cheeks cherry-red.
Suddenly the stoned
pothead awoke from his drug-
induced fantasy.
"Enough is enough!
I've got to lay off this stuff!"
But he never did.
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*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, I appreciate your confused applause! That was meant to be just weird, and I think it served it's purpose quite well. Good-night! I shall see ye on the morrow!