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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What alcoholic drink are you?
Your Cancer Drinking Style
You are a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, you must guard against lushery.
You are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating yourself on VIP lists.
And, in true Hollywood style, you are never really drunk; instead, you get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated).
But most people agree: there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with you. Your sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you adore anyone who serves up vanilla vodka and soda.Your Signature CocktailsRuled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. You also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. A six-pack of Bud will also do.Your Celebrity Drinking BuddiesJessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, Will Ferrell, Lil' Kim, Lindsey Lohan, and John Cusack.
What's Your Alcohoroscope?
Part Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettablePart Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
The True You
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you.With respect to money, you are a bit stingy.You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.
Who's the True You?
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
Your #1 Love Type: INTP
The Thinker
In love, you are honest and serious about commitment.
For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.
Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings.
However, you tend to be suspicious and distrusting at times.
Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ
Your #2 Love Type: ENTP
The Visionary
In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.
Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.
Best matches: INFJ and INTJ
Your #3 Love Type: INFP
The Idealist
In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.
Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.
Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ
Your #4 Love Type: ISTP
The Mechanic
In love, you are exciting, alluring, and definitely hard to catch.
For you, sex is physical and sensual - but not romantic or emotional.
Overall, you are confident, fun, and optimistic.
However, you tend to also be flighty and overly private.
Best matches: ESTJ and ENTJ
Your #5 Love Type: ENFP
The Inspirer
In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.
For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.
Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.
However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.
Best matches: INTJ and INFJ
What's Your Love Type?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Sloth: 80%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51%
You will die in a duel.
How Sinful Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Birthdate: July 9
Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature.
You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous.
You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate.
Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations.
This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 19 Years Old
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
COREY
C
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Cheesy
O
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Openhearted
R
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Relaxed
E
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Exquisite
Y
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Young
What Does Your Name Mean?
Your Slanguage Profile
New England Slang: 50%Prison Slang: 50%Aussie Slang: 25%British Slang: 25%Canadian Slang: 25%Southern Slang: 25%Victorian Slang: 25%
What Slanguage Do You Speak?
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your IQ Is 95
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Below Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your Summer Love Style is Head Over Heels
This summer you're ready for a total head spin crush.
You've done the summer fling thing before, and now you want something real.
You're looking to fall head over heels in love this summer...
Even if you don't know who you'll fall for yet.
What's Your Summer Love Style?
Your Dominant Thinking Style:
Exploring
You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.
An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world.Your Secondary Thinking Style:
Visioning
You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.
You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.
An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.
You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.
What's Your Thinking Style?