Bored, bored, boooooooooooored!!!!!!
Well, here I am at home on a Tuesday night, bored off my mother fucking ass. Why am I bored, well to be honest I have no idea and it's bothering me. I guess I just want to get out and do something, maybe even stay in as long as I had some company. I'm broke at the moment so going out would be pointless, and having some one over would be some what of a drag. All I have to offer, is my company, movies, and that's really about it. I seriously have to find my self either a girl friend, a bunch of single women, who I can talk to in intervals and narrow it down, or some one who would be willing to just have sex. Though that last thought is seriously out in left feild and should not be taken serious at all, it is still a nice thought to me.
This random rambling of pure boredom has given me an idea, I think I shall list off what I look for, when it comes to some one of the oposite sex. In other words, these are what I look for mostly in a woman. Anyways, here we go.
1. First things first, and obviously when out in a social gathering one does not always have a chance to go by personality right off the bat. So of course, I tend to look for what attracts me physically. I'm actually a bit shallow when it comes to the physical attraction and the way a person appears.
(a.) She must be "slim/slender/athletic/toned/average". I'm not in to thick girls, never have been, never will be. My old rule of thumb use to be "no girl that's bigger than me." Well, obviously this has had to change, since I'm no longer a large person. So I tend to look for girls who by some standards would be petite, by others anerexic. Well, I'll make this clear, I do not like girls who look like they've straved for days/weeks/months at a time to look skinny. I like a healthy girl, meat on the bones, muscle is nice too, as long as they can't bench more than me, LoL.
(b.) Legs. I'm a sucker for hot legs. Long ones, short ones, as long as they look good, and the woman has ankles and calfs seperated, no cankles for me. Calfs especially drive me wild, if they're toned nicely or look good in heels.
(c.) Ass/hips. Not a big ass fan really, just as long as there is something there I can hold on to, if you know what I mean.
(d.) Stomach/abdomen/waist. I like a pooch or a really tight stomach. You don't have to have abs, mainly because I'd be jealous you do, and I don't. I actually find a pooch a lil more attractive than a flat stomach, because it atleast means you're able to have some self control over what magazines say a woman should look like.
(e.) Breasts. I admit, I have caught my self staring at breasts all my life, or atleast when I found out what they were anyways. I'm not really too picky about it, just as long as they're not hanging past your stomach, or so overly huge that I have squeeze between them to give you a proper hug.
(f.) Neck/shoulders/arms/hands. I'm bunching this all up together, because really I just have a thing for necks. Everything else, doesn't matter really.
(g.) Face, hair. Ok this to me is honestly the first thing I'll see of a woman. If you have a cute face, I'll more than likely glance at the rest of you to see if you're worthy of my time(yes I am some what conceited). I really find it attractive if a women can look extremely good, with out the use of a lot of make-up. I use to be picky about hair, but have came to realize that the length or color isn't too important, though I am partial to darker hair than I am to lighter, as well as longer to shorter. I did straight hair more than curly, and wavy drives me crazy. I however do not enjoy, women whose hair is as short as a boys or less, gotta have something to grab on to and pull.
(h.) clothing/style/social status/group. not important at all really. I've found my self attracted to so many different women, form different places, that I could care less what you are. Punk/Goth/Prep/Emo/Raver/GhettoFab/Whore, I don't care really.
2. Now then, once we get pass the outer apperance, it's time to move on to the inside. Personality! Have to have one, it's a must. Even I have one, though I keep it hidden for a while at first. I can't just go on looks alone, I have to like being around you as well.
(a.) Gernally, we should have some things in common. Makes my job of having to talk, so much easier if I know something of intrest to both you and me to talk about. I don't like talking, especially about my self.
(b.) Be your self, I don't like fake people. If I'm not talking to the real you, then what's the point of talking at all?
(c.) Be truthful. Lying is one thing, but tell the majority of the truth, otherwise you're just a liar.
3. Everything else, will have to be worked out later down the road of getting to know them. Hopefully they have a sense of humor, a job, car, and can take care of themselfs if need be. Caring is a plus, because well I like to be a baby sometimes and have some coddle me when I'm sick,(SHUT UP AND DON'T COMMENT ON THAT!).
and I just lost my train of thought. . ., oh well. That's all for now, no longer bored since I'm not able to remember, I'm out.
Peace,
"Pyro" Corey D. Zembower
This random rambling of pure boredom has given me an idea, I think I shall list off what I look for, when it comes to some one of the oposite sex. In other words, these are what I look for mostly in a woman. Anyways, here we go.
1. First things first, and obviously when out in a social gathering one does not always have a chance to go by personality right off the bat. So of course, I tend to look for what attracts me physically. I'm actually a bit shallow when it comes to the physical attraction and the way a person appears.
(a.) She must be "slim/slender/athletic/toned/average". I'm not in to thick girls, never have been, never will be. My old rule of thumb use to be "no girl that's bigger than me." Well, obviously this has had to change, since I'm no longer a large person. So I tend to look for girls who by some standards would be petite, by others anerexic. Well, I'll make this clear, I do not like girls who look like they've straved for days/weeks/months at a time to look skinny. I like a healthy girl, meat on the bones, muscle is nice too, as long as they can't bench more than me, LoL.
(b.) Legs. I'm a sucker for hot legs. Long ones, short ones, as long as they look good, and the woman has ankles and calfs seperated, no cankles for me. Calfs especially drive me wild, if they're toned nicely or look good in heels.
(c.) Ass/hips. Not a big ass fan really, just as long as there is something there I can hold on to, if you know what I mean.
(d.) Stomach/abdomen/waist. I like a pooch or a really tight stomach. You don't have to have abs, mainly because I'd be jealous you do, and I don't. I actually find a pooch a lil more attractive than a flat stomach, because it atleast means you're able to have some self control over what magazines say a woman should look like.
(e.) Breasts. I admit, I have caught my self staring at breasts all my life, or atleast when I found out what they were anyways. I'm not really too picky about it, just as long as they're not hanging past your stomach, or so overly huge that I have squeeze between them to give you a proper hug.
(f.) Neck/shoulders/arms/hands. I'm bunching this all up together, because really I just have a thing for necks. Everything else, doesn't matter really.
(g.) Face, hair. Ok this to me is honestly the first thing I'll see of a woman. If you have a cute face, I'll more than likely glance at the rest of you to see if you're worthy of my time(yes I am some what conceited). I really find it attractive if a women can look extremely good, with out the use of a lot of make-up. I use to be picky about hair, but have came to realize that the length or color isn't too important, though I am partial to darker hair than I am to lighter, as well as longer to shorter. I did straight hair more than curly, and wavy drives me crazy. I however do not enjoy, women whose hair is as short as a boys or less, gotta have something to grab on to and pull.
(h.) clothing/style/social status/group. not important at all really. I've found my self attracted to so many different women, form different places, that I could care less what you are. Punk/Goth/Prep/Emo/Raver/GhettoFab/Whore, I don't care really.
2. Now then, once we get pass the outer apperance, it's time to move on to the inside. Personality! Have to have one, it's a must. Even I have one, though I keep it hidden for a while at first. I can't just go on looks alone, I have to like being around you as well.
(a.) Gernally, we should have some things in common. Makes my job of having to talk, so much easier if I know something of intrest to both you and me to talk about. I don't like talking, especially about my self.
(b.) Be your self, I don't like fake people. If I'm not talking to the real you, then what's the point of talking at all?
(c.) Be truthful. Lying is one thing, but tell the majority of the truth, otherwise you're just a liar.
3. Everything else, will have to be worked out later down the road of getting to know them. Hopefully they have a sense of humor, a job, car, and can take care of themselfs if need be. Caring is a plus, because well I like to be a baby sometimes and have some coddle me when I'm sick,(SHUT UP AND DON'T COMMENT ON THAT!).
and I just lost my train of thought. . ., oh well. That's all for now, no longer bored since I'm not able to remember, I'm out.
Peace,
"Pyro" Corey D. Zembower