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[pyroclasticgrub]

I just saw a commercial with Kevin Bacon in it.

He really is the most prolific actor of our time.

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[collide_a_scope]

J. Williamez is the coolest man alive.

Are you going to any of his shows this month?

[madamerotten]

the guy we saw. i think i forgot to mention, i saw him at mod night, and he was with doug (the man-whore he sang about) and told him i wanted his number

it was amusing

[pyroclasticgrub]

Oh right!

[pyroclasticgrub]

Gotcha.

No, I'm not. We saw him entirely by accident at Shannon's last Monday. We gave him a two syllable word to replace faucet in one of his songs (deutsch-cock) and he sang us his song about his friend Doug. We matched his dirtiness by yelling out syphilis every so often.

[collide_a_scope]

haha....the last time I saw him he replaced faucet with vagina. It was a pretty sweet song.

All of the Doug songs are awesome. Every single one.

[pyroclasticgrub]

There's more?!

Bu-but...vagina is three syllables! He broke his own rule!

And he said that we had the most creative two-syllable word he's ever heard yelled out at him. *beams*