Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Reggie Leach
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett
skepticalities is a terrible person '^'