.....What...

[pyro_zuko]

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What the shit is that. Seriously.

Lamest. Thing. Ever.

In other news, I found a taser. It's my new favorite toy.

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[ihasahat]

.....taser. That's exactly what you need, Zuko.

[pyro_zuko]

It's my new favorite thing.

[ihasahat]

.....Oh, geez. I have a joke to make right now, but I'm not entirely sure I should.

[pyro_zuko]

What sort of joke, baby?

[ihasahat]

I was going to make a "Don't tase me, bro" joke.

[pyro_zuko]

I wouldn't use it on you anyway.

Sokka, on the other hand...

Mwahahahaha...

[ihasahat]

Just...don't use it too often. You'll hurt him.

I'm leaving it to you to take that out of context.

[pyro_zuko]

BZZZZZZT! Ahahahahahaha

It's fun. You should get one.

I used it on my self. It was cool.

[ihasahat]

No, I'm not getting one.

Only you, Zuko. Only you.

[pyro_zuko]

Hey, can we try it during sex? Because it could be the most awesome thing ever.

[ihasahat]

I don't think so, Zuko. Interesting thought, though.

[pyro_zuko]

Can I bring my taser anyway? And just not use it?

[ihasahat]

Or you could not come at all, seeing as how you're not having sex with me anytime soon.

[pyro_zuko]

But I want too. I miss you so much. D:

You're not still mad about leaving you at the prison? I didn't tell you to stick it to Azula then. And I totally would've grabbed you if I could. You know that.

[ihasahat]

No, Zuko, it has nothing to do with that.

[pyro_zuko]

Is it about Aang? 'cause I'll totally try to end that...yeah...