I'd Like To Think I'm Capable of Fantastic Things
This has been a week of discovery. That's the only right way to put it. I don't even think I can really discuss it in proper form. Maybe bullet format? I've been learning all sorts of things about English grammar usages. Quite nifty way to organize.
Anyhow.
First Part of THE Week:
- Hinamori left her squirts with me while she and her man went to party hard. Excellent parenting there.
- Followed by White Snake Wannabe and Gai.
- I became a Daycare Center. It was like that Eddie Murphy movie, only more awesome. It's cute seeing kids toddle all over the place. No wonder people keep popping them out.
- The idiot is actually a woman. No other man I've seen can properly pull off a pink frilly apron, a plaid miniskirt, and six-inch heels. I'm proud of him.
- He also walks like a woman. Hip-swish and all.
- Took the idiot and the kids up on the roof to shoot off fireworks for the hell of it. ...They kind of landed and hit Mai's house. I blamed it on Admiral Chan's brat and his friends so it all worked out. Her dad looks funny in a corset.
- One of Maru's kids decided it'd be funny to run off into the War Room and mess with things. I think his battle strategy was better than Captain Lee's.
-Couple days later Maru called me sounding very pissed off.
THE Week Part Two:
- Decided Sensei needed to stop being an emo fuckface. (He made ME look happy and sparkly like some shoujo anime chick. ) So I took him to Disney World. I had a coupon. Shut up.
- Maru's cursed as all hell. Almost everything he touched broke.
- We scared a lot of kids. And it wasn't even Halloween anymore.
- I had the pleasure of listening to him leave angry voicemails on people's phones a lot.
- I'm now terrified of chpmunks thanks to being ambushed by two giant ones.
- Scored with a couple of British hostesses over in the mini England.
- Watched Sensei freak out over some chick in a bellydance outfit named "Jasmine" and then drool all over the Aladdin guy. Almost scored with the Jasmine chick too, but Sensei had to be a fag and blow my cool.
- I melted a giant LCD globe because it was boring as fuck. Made the show more special though.
- Went around the modern world in 30 minutes. Go us.
- Kicked some fag in the junk for trying to hit on me. I think he might be fagbaits reject twin brother. It was almost a terrifying, life-scarring experience.
- ...We broke the monorail too.
- BUT IT ALL PAID OFF IN THE END!
Anywho, what got Sensei into such a pissy ass mood in the first place? Apparently, someone forced him into a Playboy bunny outfit. LOL Who's bright idea was THAT? I'd like to know who to send flowers too when he's done beating the shit out of them.
Apparently, according to Katara, my car got totaled. So she replaced it with one of these . Nice, no?
I brought back stuff for people. And by people I mean the idiot, Mai, Ginny, Gai, An, Hiromi, TenTen, and a little something for fagbait too. They don't explode, you cowards. I don't bother wasting my time with the rest of you losers.
I've learned valuable lessons. 1) Don't force Maru into ridiculous outfits. 2) Never take him anywhere where he has a chance to show immense destructive power. 3) Sokka's more girly that half the girls here. and 4) Zac Efron is a terrible singer.
Anyhow.
First Part of THE Week:
- Hinamori left her squirts with me while she and her man went to party hard. Excellent parenting there.
- Followed by White Snake Wannabe and Gai.
- I became a Daycare Center. It was like that Eddie Murphy movie, only more awesome. It's cute seeing kids toddle all over the place. No wonder people keep popping them out.
- The idiot is actually a woman. No other man I've seen can properly pull off a pink frilly apron, a plaid miniskirt, and six-inch heels. I'm proud of him.
- He also walks like a woman. Hip-swish and all.
- Took the idiot and the kids up on the roof to shoot off fireworks for the hell of it. ...They kind of landed and hit Mai's house. I blamed it on Admiral Chan's brat and his friends so it all worked out. Her dad looks funny in a corset.
- One of Maru's kids decided it'd be funny to run off into the War Room and mess with things. I think his battle strategy was better than Captain Lee's.
-Couple days later Maru called me sounding very pissed off.
THE Week Part Two:
- Decided Sensei needed to stop being an emo fuckface. (He made ME look happy and sparkly like some shoujo anime chick. ) So I took him to Disney World. I had a coupon. Shut up.
- Maru's cursed as all hell. Almost everything he touched broke.
- We scared a lot of kids. And it wasn't even Halloween anymore.
- I had the pleasure of listening to him leave angry voicemails on people's phones a lot.
- I'm now terrified of chpmunks thanks to being ambushed by two giant ones.
- Scored with a couple of British hostesses over in the mini England.
- Watched Sensei freak out over some chick in a bellydance outfit named "Jasmine" and then drool all over the Aladdin guy. Almost scored with the Jasmine chick too, but Sensei had to be a fag and blow my cool.
- I melted a giant LCD globe because it was boring as fuck. Made the show more special though.
- Went around the modern world in 30 minutes. Go us.
- Kicked some fag in the junk for trying to hit on me. I think he might be fagbaits reject twin brother. It was almost a terrifying, life-scarring experience.
- ...We broke the monorail too.
- BUT IT ALL PAID OFF IN THE END!
Anywho, what got Sensei into such a pissy ass mood in the first place? Apparently, someone forced him into a Playboy bunny outfit. LOL Who's bright idea was THAT? I'd like to know who to send flowers too when he's done beating the shit out of them.
Apparently, according to Katara, my car got totaled. So she replaced it with one of these . Nice, no?
I brought back stuff for people. And by people I mean the idiot, Mai, Ginny, Gai, An, Hiromi, TenTen, and a little something for fagbait too. They don't explode, you cowards. I don't bother wasting my time with the rest of you losers.
I've learned valuable lessons. 1) Don't force Maru into ridiculous outfits. 2) Never take him anywhere where he has a chance to show immense destructive power. 3) Sokka's more girly that half the girls here. and 4) Zac Efron is a terrible singer.