Lots of crap...(Fandom Post)

[pyro_zuko]

I've been hanging around "anime" people way too much. Your overly flamboyant dramatizations keep rubbing off onto me. I swear, if I fucking sparkle once I am punching Gai in the face. I take off my shirt and there's a random flock of white birds soaring in the background. As if Agni makes the world completely aghast by my shirtless presence. What

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[dynamic_beast]

THAT IS AMAZING! WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE WAVES, RAINBOWS AND DRAMATIC LIGHTNING?

[pyro_zuko]

...Why would I want to do that?

[maitolyspandexy]

Because it is FUN and can be used to distract enemies~

[pyro_zuko]

...Guess you have a point there. Does it attract girls?

[maitolyspandexy]

The YOUTHFULLY SUAVE rose background seems to attract women...

[pyro_zuko]

...Why would I want a rose background? Do I even get a choice?

[maitolyspandexy]

It depends on your YOUTHFUL CONCENTRATION and mindset! One can learn MANY! You can even have a repeat of yourself in the background!

[pyro_zuko]

Why would I want another me? Isn't that kind of distracting?

[maitolyspandexy]

so they can see you from many angles.

[pyro_zuko]

I don't know, Gai....I might scare myself with that...

[maitolyspandexy]

perhaps sparkling would be better!

[pyro_zuko]

.....SPARKLING? :|

[maitolyspandexy]

YOSH! It is fun~

[pyro_zuko]

homg that's kind of scary...;_;

[maitolyspandexy]

How?

[pyro_zuko]

It's just so....sparkly?