Funny thing is....

[pyro_zuko]

I think there should be a phone number. A phone number to call God. Because I really wonder what purpose certain things in the universe serve. And it'd be incredibly convenient if I could just call God and ask him, you know? Like gnats, or NBC, or curling. But God would have these answers. Makes sense, no

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[gimmiecharlotte]

You suck with girls, Mr use to be a girl.

[pyro_zuko]

She's done this before. :|

[gimmiecharlotte]

Then shouldn't you try and fix it instead of continueing to make her do this to you?

[pyro_zuko]

She's stubborn and thinks she's better off on her own, but then slowly she comes to terms again. I've made my move. Now it's her turn.

[seven_oh_seven]

....you made a mixtape? how utterly romantic....

[pyro_zuko]

Only because I love her so much I'm willing to utterly embarrass myself all over the internet...

[seven_oh_seven]

......that's....so....romantic....♥ oh if only more men could be like you!

[pyro_zuko]

Erm....uh....Thanks? O_o;; At least ONE person thinks I'm cool...

[boomerangboy]

....

Ahahahahahahahaha.

[gimmiecharlotte]

DOn't laugh at Azusa's pet. That's not nice.

[boomerangboy]

Can't help it. It's just too funny.

[gimmiecharlotte]

So is your face, but Azusa isn't laughing.

[orochimaru_ftw]

You should probably have more respect for women and not take advantage of them.

Telling Mai to rub your feet and bring you a sandwich just so you don't have to get up isn't exactly what she wants in a man.

[pyro_zuko]

I did a lot more for her and she complained about it. I'd bring her things, cook for her, take her places, and she'd tell me to "be a man" so it doesn't look like I'm whipped. And then when I take control she still complains. Either way I lose and I've come to accept it.

[ihasahat]

I'm pretty sure that gnats have a purpose. :|

And what did I tell you about using icons of me? Seriously Zuko, you're getting to be like a lost puppy dog.

[pyro_zuko]

What, to annoy me?

Because you are MINE and nobody else's. :|

[ihasahat]

Yes. Whatever superior being in the universe there happens to be created gnats just to annoy you. :|

Look. Just. Give me some time. If you give me three weeks away from you, I'll be ready to talk. Does that work?

[Private]

[pyro_zuko]

Same superior being who created Azula. Keep that in mind. I wouldn't put it passed him for the creation of gnats.

Look....honey.... I KNOW I was an ass before..but you wouldn't TELL me anything. I've stopped searching for the Avatar, I've given up on Dad, I'm willing to be entirely devoted to you and what you need. I've loved you since..as long as I can remember....losing you like this just hurts .

And this is a very important question just to make sure I didn't screw up ANY MORE... Have you been keeping track of your monthly womanly matters?