LOG: Holy crabapples! It be a log! And not with Nako or Trisha! :OOO
This be a private IM log. Meaning you can't see it. So hah, boo on you.
[Who:] Zuko (
pyro_zuko ) and Mai (
ihasahat ) ((LOL That name still gets me. Oh lovely ATLA fandom... You and your jokes... ))
[Where:] On the internets, because they be hardcore like that.
[When:] Earlier tonight. Carried over from their discussion in Mai's LJ.
[What:] Mai wants to get the dirt out of him and tries to build up his self esteem. He acts like an idiot, as per usual. Also tried to impress her with smooth moves....but fails. Except, she doesn't really care because she somehow finds his lame attempts to woo her endearing. Oh, and he recites poetry and they discuss bitchslapping people. :D Good times!
[Why:] Because Edo is a social butterfly! She wanted to talk to him and he was being all sekritive with his information and was being all "Not in public! >| " He's lame like that.
[Rating:] PG. Mostly for language and content of conversations.
Mai: *googling 'emo'* O______O;; Why would they cut their wrists? They have perfectly comfortable lives....
Zuko: Because in some worlds, lazy kids are stupid and think their lives are so terrible they need to hurt themselves.
Mai:.....okay?
Zuko: It's a silly, silly thing.
Mai: Yeah....anyway, what did you wanna tell me?
Zuko: ... Erm... Well...Did I tell you a lot happened?
Mai: I think so....
Zuko: For a while...I kind of lost hope of going back home. Can you believe that?
Mai: I guess....
Zuko: Well, I uh, was kind of dating this one girl for a while...Okay, a long while... and things happened and we broke up, but it's because of how and why we broke up I want to make sure nothing ever happens to you.
Mai:....what happened? D:
Mai:.....you don't have to tell me if you don't want, but....
Zuko: ....Well.... We met a long while ago, and when things got started it was fine. But then she wanted more and more from me, expected more, and I knew deep down I couldn't give her the kind of life she wanted. I think in the end she knew it too. Plus, she did some...not so honorable things and when I found out she liked someone else I just had it... So yeah....It ended. Nut now I'm paranoid even more.
Mai:......oh
Mai: I'm sorry....
Zuko: Yeah... t was a bit rough. I'm over it now...Mostly.
Zuko: I just wish her current squeeze wasn't a total dick.
Mai: :\ Karma?
Zuko: You could say that, I guess.
Mai: Well, then it works out?
Zuko: It's not like I want her to suffer or anything though. :/ I'm not heartless.
Mai: Yes, but karma isn't kind to those you deserve it....besides, if it really is karma, then it's not your fault.
Zuko: ... I guess you could say that. :\
Mai: I guess, I'm just not as affected since I wasn't involved.
Zuko: I'm sorry about that...But now that I'm home.. I'd like to get settled again. Maybe we could... I don't know...relight what we had before?
Mai: "Relight"? Interesting choice of words....*shakes head* Sure.
Zuko: .... You're taking this better than I expected.
Mai: The past is....just that...the past. No since throwing a fit over it while you're stuck in the present.
Zuko: ... I won't have various projectiles flung at me, will I?
Mai: Why would I do that?
Zuko: ...Because I was a dumbass?
Mai: That's nothing new Zuko....tackling me into a pond to save me from a horrible death by molten applesauce isn't exactly genius....
Zuko: What else was I suppose to do? Wait and let it set your head on ifre? :|
Mai: I would have had time to get rid of it myself, if you hadn't come running at me....*calm*
Zuko: I didn't know that!
Mai: Whatever. I was okay with the whole situation anyway. Except for TyLee and Azula being there....
Zuko: They ruin everything. :|
Mai: They do....*smirk* But they're not here now....
Zuko: That's true... Where are you, by the way?
Mai:....Me and Ty Lee are still in the Earth Kingdom, waiting for some general from the Fire Nation to come take over things here. Azula insisted. :|
Zuko: Oh...So that's why I couldn't find you here... Damn it, Azula! That bitch lied to me! Want me to come get you? Katara and her idiot brother, as well as the Earthbender girl are living in Tokyo. Though I know Katara's okay with you, I don't know about the other two. There's also Sensei but I'd have to talk to him first. You don't have to see Azula if you don't want to.
Mai: You could if you want to. I'd really rather be anywhere but here....stuck.....with Ty Lee. :|
Zuko: Azula's been busy trying to be ruler of the universe. She even forgot I was locked in here. I could just as easily leave and she wouldn't notice. Perhaps we could stay in a hotel somewhere for a while.... How about Hong Kong? Their language is closest to ours.
Mai: Sounds nice.
Zuko: The comet doesn't come for a while yet....So we can buy our time before I'd need to go back home. Plus, I'd like to show you some more of this modern world. Did you kno we'd be rich in Hong Kong? Apparently, our gold pieces translate into a lot of money. I got a car that Katara's keeping.
Mai: You're rich anyway. You're the prince of the Fire Nation....
Zuko: Even richer there. It's fascinating.
Mai: Wow....
Mai: Even richer than being the prince of the Fire Nation? Impressive.
Mai: So, what's this car like? *googled 'cars' as well?*
Zuko: It's a Mercedes AMG Black edition. It goes super fast and it's a convertible.
Mai: Wow....
Zuko: It's amazing. I love it so much.
Mai: *eyebrow raise* Really?
Zuko: It survived a roadtrip across the United States....and then Orochimaru keyed it 'cause he's an ass.
Mai: You were calling him 'sensei' a while ago...I don't know much German, but I'm pretty sure that means 'teacher' and is a sign of respect....
Zuko: That's Japanese. And yeah, he is kind of my teacher. But that doesn't make him any less of an ass.
Mai:...I guess.
Mai: Still....you'd thi--he keyed your car?
Zuko: Yeah...He keyed my car.
Mai: D: Why?
Zuko: Because I accidentally ran over a snake and joked about it. He's very protective of snakes.
Mai: I'd imagine so...
Mai: *has read his profile*
Zuko: ...Heh...Wow this is weird...but in a good way...
Mai: Hmmmm?
Zuko: Us....Talking again. It's been a while.
Mai: It has....
Mai: And this time, we don't have Azula around to ruin it.....:|
Zuko: ....Yeah....We don't.... :D
Mai: >3>;; Wanna talk trash about her?
Zuko: What's more to say? We know she's a bitch.
Mai: Good point....
Mai: She's a bit secretive....
Zuko: Yeah, she is. Which is why I like being close to her. So I cna see what she's up to.
Mai: *shrug* You don't have to be close to her to figure out something about her....
Zuko: It's mostly her plans.
Mai: Ah...what kind of plans? :\ She's already got the Earth Kingdom....
Mai: Or....has claimed it for the Fire Lord, rather....
Zuko: She has the Fire Nation too...Temporarily.... Dad got kind of booted somewhere. I sent a battalion out to retrieve him though. He should return within the next six weeks or so. It's funny, because she has no idea how to run a country. That was training I got after Dd took the throne that she didn't.
Mai: Huh....and how many officials did she have to sleep with to get that to work out? [/sarcasm]
Zuko: ....I let her have it.
Mai: Huh...I was sure if she ended up running the Fire Nation, she'd have to sleep her way there. See how confident I am of you? :-D
Zuko: She's not like that, really. If anything she'd talk her way to get there. Trying to outsmart people by using big words.
Mai: :\ I guess. But still...it's oh so satisfying to be able to talk about her this way after FOREVER of having to put up with her.
Zuko: It'd feel nice to hold you again.
Mai:.....*blush* It'd be nice to be on the recieving end of that again...
Zuko: Tomorrow I'll make sure the general arrives so I can sneak over and grab you. How's that sound?
Mai: Sounds great! *smile*
Zuko: *smiles back* I see you're finally enthusiastic about something?
Mai: Hard to be enthusiastic about anything with you gone.
Zuko: Oh...well....Eheh.....That's going to be fixed soon, yeah?
Mai: *nod*
Mai: And I can't wait...
Zuko: Meanwhile I can think up better poems for you. It'll give me something to do.
Mai: hehehe....you feel like trying something off the top of your head?
Zuko: Hmmm.....
I don't want to sleep
I just want you next to me
Let me wake up to you
Mai: *laugh* That was the cheesiest thing I've ever heard....
Mai: I love it....
Zuko: :DDDDDDD
Zuko: I know I'm not too good... I'm a terrible romantic. Though apprently half-way decent in bed, or so I've been told.
Mai:....by who? :\
Zuko: ....My ex.
Mai: :|
Zuko: ....What?
Mai: Nothing....
Zuko: It...I....I...Oh man. *headdesk*
Mai: :/
Zuko: When we're married I'll show you?
Mai: So you've got no problem sleeping with another girl before getting married, but you've gotta wait till we tie the knot before you'll sleep with me?!
Mai: >:|
Zuko: You're nobility, I'm nobility....How would that look? D:
Mai:....like we're teenagers. Besides, it's not like we've got reputations to worry about. Nobody even knows who I actually AM and you.....>:|
Zuko: Gee, thanks Mai. Way to make me feel special and important..... D:
Mai: Well....way to make ME feel special and important!
Zuko: You don't seem like the type to even want that sort of thing anyway! How was I suppossed to know?
Mai: You should at least have the common sense not to talk about how great you were in bed with your EX! D<
Zuko: I didn't say I was GREAT....
Mai: That's not the point. You should have the common sense not to talk about your ex at all with your current girlfriend! Didn't that just...click?
Zuko: Welll....Well!! .... >:||||||||||
Mai: >:|
Zuko: I'm sorry, okay? D:
Mai:....
Mai: D: Fine....
Zuko: I'll kiss you an extra lot to make up for it, how about that?
Mai: *shakes head* okay...
Zuko: <3 ?
Mai: <3
Zuko: :DDD I'm all excited now. Haven't felt like this in a while.
Mai: *laugh* Like what?
Zuko: Happy?
Mai: I make you happy? *smile*
Zuko: Very.
Mai: You're making me miss you!
Zuko: Now you know how I felt for three years. *smirk*
Mai: Hey, I was on the other half of the world for that three years....and then Omashu....
Zuko: Why the hell were you in Omashu?
Mai: You didn't hear? My dad was governer. That's where I was when Azula picked me up.
Zuko: Oh... Well...Let's just say not much news about anything reached me for a while. Sorry.
Mai: It's okay. I figured Azula wouldn't tell you unless it came up....
Mai: And she'd be carefull not to bring it up....
Zuko: But that doesn't matter now. We're together again. We don't need her. Ty Lee can join us if she so wishes, or she can continue being Azula's bitch, I don't care.
Mai: You're getting awfully mushy aren't you?
Zuko: Is that bad?
Mai: No, just....a little unlike you....
Zuko: Guess I'm still a bit paranoid.
Mai: About....?
Zuko: Things going wrong....
Mai: With me?
Zuko: Yeah....
Mai: D: I'm sorry...
Zuko: It's not your fault...It's mine. I was an idiot. Same as always.
Mai: That's not true. You're not always an idiot....
Zuko: Name a time where I wasn't.
Mai: How about when you decided to do whatever it that you did that got you into that Agni Kai? There were a lot of rumors about what you did, but more often than not, they were positive....
Zuko: But look at what happened....
Mai: But that's the point. The outcome was negative, and you probably knew that. But you did it anyway. That doesn't seem like a stupid desicion to me...
Zuko: ...Hm....Maybe you're right.
Mai: *smile*
Zuko: Glad you think so highly of me.
Mai: You're a very easy person to think highly of Zuko...it's not my fault people don't have half a brain....
Zuko: The whole world doesn't have half a brain then. Including myself.
Mai: :\ Well that's your problem. If you don't think you're any good, why should everyone else? I mean, even I project what I want people to think of me onto myself....
Zuko: I guess....
Mai: You need some self-esteem boosters....:\
Zuko: Self-esteem...Feh.
Mai: :\ And you wonder why you're miserable....
Zuko: I'm miserable for many reasons.
Mai: Most of which could be counter-acted if you would let yourself feel better about you....
Zuko: I've no reason to feel good about myself.
Mai: Sure you do!
Zuko: Like what?
Mai: Well, for one, you've got a beautiful woman, according to your own testimony, that can't wait to see you....
Zuko: Damn right, you're beautiful.
Mai: I found it very amusing to see you insist this to Kakeru....
Zuko: I'm very defensive of those I care about.
Mai: Doesn't make it any less amusing....
Zuko: :D
Mai: See? Plenty to be happy about.
Zuko: I guess you're right again.... Why're you always right?
Mai: Because I'm a girl....it's the natural order of things...
Zuko: ...Sure. :P
Mai: :P It's true.
Zuko: Uh huh.
Mai: Boys are made to be tough and fight, and girls are made to be tough and fight....smartly.
Zuko: Eheheh.... :P
Mai: It makes sense!
Zuko: That it does.
Mai: See! I made you agree!
Zuko: You could make me do just about anything.
Mai: I'm completely okay with that....
Zuko: *smirk*
Mai: What?
Zuko: You like feeling empowered, eh?
Mai:....that's a trick question isn't it?
Zuko: :D
Mai: It's a nice feeling yes....*smirk*
Zuko: Hahah
Mai: *still smirking*
Zuko: Oh boy, you must feel so fantastic.
Mai: What makes you say that?
Zuko: Well, I can't be all power and controlling with you because you could knife me and that would be saddening. :|
Mai: What, and I don't have anything to fear from the almighty firebender?
Zuko: I don't like hitting girls...Except for Azula.
Mai:....that sounds oddly refreshing....
Zuko: Besides if I burned you I'd be sad.
Mai: *still stuck on the idea of bitch slapping Azula* Hmmm?
Zuko: Well....I would.
Mai: *smile* Thanks? I guess....
Zuko: *nod*
Mai:.....*back to thoughts of back handing Azula* >D
Zuko: She'd deserve it.
Mai: She does....
Zuko: I think everyone just needs a good bitchslapping every once in a while. Now that'd be a nice law when I'm Fire Lord. Every week everyone needs to be bitchslapped.
Mai:....interesting.
Zuko: It'd be entertaining.
Mai:....I don't suppose we could make Azula's bitchslapping a public event?
Zuko: Oh that'd be excellent!
Mai: Televised? 8D
Zuko: Of course! If there was television....
Mai:....televised in other fandoms? 8D
Zuko: That works!
Mai: 8D
Zuko: Hah. We're amazing.
Mai: We are aren't we? 8D
Zuko: Together we'll rule the world....Or something.
Mai: Fire Nation?
Zuko: That too. :D
Mai:
Mai: D: What is with these people? *browsing lj*
Zuko: I told you. People are insane and obnoxious.
Mai: Yeah, but 5 dozen eggs? Does this guy honestly think I'm that stupid?
Zuko: He probably does.
Mai:......
Mai: And what about this Sirius guy? The only other person I know that could possibly be amused by smiley ice cream over the age of 10 is Ty Lee....
Zuko:.... and Aang. I mean what?
Mai:.....I didn't think Aang had a livejournal....
Zuko: He did...At one point.
Mai: Oh...?
Zuko: I don't know what hapened. Still see him on occassion.
Mai: Huh...well...I need to go to sleep. Big day tomorrow after all...
Zuko: Yes indeed. :D
Yeah, we rock. Wuht now. :D