LOG: IM LOG 8D
Yaaay! An IM log! XD
No one can see 'cause like, LOL IM convo. XD
[Who:] Zuko and Orochimaru
[When:] Earlier tonight...sort've Between 2-3 in the morning.
[Where:] Online, although they were in the same room at the time. X3
[What:] Being scared by what Orochimaru had on the TV (Boohbah and then Teletubbies). As well as random chitchat, ragging on each other, etc. It's actually quite LOL. XDDDD
[Why:] Bored and we really were watching that shit. :D
[Rating:] PG-13 for language XD
Zuko: WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS????
Zuko: SHE'S WEAK LOL
Zuko: CANT BUDGE THE WATERING CAN
Zuko: LOLIDIOT
Orochimaru: THEY COULDN'T EVEN DO IT TOGETHER!
Orochimaru: oh hey...they're farting again
Orochimaru: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?!
Orochimaru: their heads look like condoms
Zuko: THEY ARE
Zuko: WTF
Zuko: WHAT THE CRAP
Orochimaru: who's the genious that thought of this. "Oh hey...fall down...the kids will love it. :D"
Zuko: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Orochimaru: farting
Zuko: They're like flopping over
Zuko: and yeah
Zuko: WHAT THE HELL
Zuko: Now they wiggle
Orochimaru: they're having an orgy
Zuko: This is like a trip on LSD or something
Orochimaru: a big, fuzzy, condom, rainbow orgy
Orochimaru: now they're farting in some sort of randomized pattern
Zuko: OH SHIT NO
Zuko: AFTER THIS
Zuko: MORE DISTURBING
Zuko: TELETUBBIES
Zuko: OH GREAT
Zuko: AS IF THIS WASNT BAD ENOUGH
Orochimaru: tose things with the tvs built in?
Orochimaru: *those
Zuko: YES
Zuko: CREEPY AS FUCK
Orochimaru: D: WHY DO I KNOW THIS?!
Zuko: Though not quite as bad as....Boohbah or whatever
Zuko: They glow
Zuko: and make noise
Zuko: WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?
Orochimaru: they're disappearing into fuzzy spoons
Zuko: WHAT THE CRAP
Orochimaru: and now they're spinning
Zuko: THEY ARE GOING ALL WHEEEEEEE
Zuko: THIS IS LIKE A TIRP
Zuko: I'M TRIPPING
Orochimaru: and now they're a giant, gay bubble
Zuko: WHAT DID I EAT
Zuko: IS IT THE DEPRESSION GETTING TO ME?
Zuko: IT IS
Zuko: I'M CRACKING
Zuko: HOLY SHIT I'M SEEING RAINBOWS
Orochimaru: if you're tripping, how am I seeing the SAME EXACT THING!
Orochimaru: ?
Zuko: I DONT WANT TO KNOW KID
Zuko: DONT SHOW ME
Orochimaru: I don't wanna see what you can do, kid
Zuko: WHAT THE HELL
Zuko: She waved at me
Orochimaru: LOOK! SHE CAN CRY AND SPIN AT THE SAME TIME! *_* amazing
Zuko: Now she is rolling around
Zuko: like an idiot
Orochimaru: pedo-bait
Zuko: Do not like
Orochimaru: with her legs spread like that
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: :|
Zuko: And cute pigtails too
Orochimaru: this is gross
Orochimaru: EEEEEEEEEEEEW
Zuko: Why does this exist?
Orochimaru: how long is she going to do this?
Zuko: I bet this is what Light jerks off to
Zuko: Wouldn't put it passed him
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: shut up about Light
Zuko: He's a douche D:
Orochimaru: as much as you talk about him, are you sure you don't have a secret mancrush on him? >3
Orochimaru: SEE?! gay bubble
Zuko: I'm not gay.
Zuko: Ew.
Zuko: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
Zuko: Hey look
Orochimaru: oh look, more ped-bait
Zuko: More kids
Orochimaru: *pedo-bait
Orochimaru: ladies and gentlemen, future lesbians
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: .....
Zuko: *mentally ages them by like 10-15 years*
Orochimaru: they're even practicing that "look but don't touch* move
Orochimaru: that girl in the purple shirt has some nasty teeth
Zuko: Ewww she does
Zuko: Why are they doing this
Zuko: What the hell
Zuko: Who pays them to do this?
Zuko: Some pervy pedo I bet
Zuko: OH NOES
Orochimaru: you think thow kids were dizzy after that?
Zuko: THE CREEPY THINGS
Orochimaru: GAY BUBBLE
Zuko: THEY MAY BE RETURNING
Zuko: No
Orochimaru: OH NO! MORE DAMN KIDS!
Zuko: No
Zuko: LITTLE BOYS
Orochimaru: oh hey
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: Oh crap...
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: gay little boys
Zuko: Holy shit
Zuko: I think they are
Zuko: They are jump-jacking or whatever
Orochimaru: D: DON'T STAND ON THE RAINBOW CIRCLE! IT MAKES YOU GAY! DDDD8
Orochimaru: aaaaaaaaaaw...he looks like you
Zuko: Which one?
Orochimaru: the dark haired one
Orochimaru: duh
Zuko: In the blue shirt?
Zuko: No he doesn't
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: the blonde one looks almost bald
Zuko: ......
Zuko: .....................
Zuko: .......................
Orochimaru: let's put an arrow on his head
Zuko: DONT SAY IT
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: call him Aang
Zuko: NO
Zuko: askldjskdjsfjsalkjfalkjkl
Zuko: kjfkldslkfdksfkjsdkfkjldfkjdskll
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: blue shirt now = Sokka
Zuko: NOW I CAN TPROPERLY WATCH THIS
Zuko: THANKS
Zuko: Okay
Orochimaru: gay bubble
Zuko: Better
Zuko: It's like over NEw York
Zuko: or something
Orochimaru: Australia
Orochimaru: Sydney or something
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: OH GOD! THEY'RE BACK!
Zuko: THEY ARE BACK
Zuko: THE THINGS ARE BACK
Zuko: THE COLORED THINGS
Orochimaru: AND RAPING EACH OTHER D:
Zuko: WHAT THE FUCK
Zuko: THEY ARE SQUEAKING
Orochimaru: GANG RAEP! D:
Zuko: RAAAAAAAINBOWTIME???
Orochimaru: you. are getting. gay.
Zuko: OH DEAR
Zuko: OH GOD
Zuko: THEY ARE LIKE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE GAY
Orochimaru: eeeeeeeeeeew.......they're farting........again
Zuko: THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE
Orochimaru: I swear they are
Orochimaru: I feel gayer already
Zuko: THEY WONT EFFECT ME
Zuko: NEVER
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: HEEY
Zuko: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
Zuko: I THINK I KNOW
Orochimaru: WHAT?
Zuko: THIS IS CREATED BY DELIRIUM
Zuko: IT ALLLL MAKES SENSE NOW
Orochimaru: omg, you're right.
Zuko: IT WON'T WORK.
Zuko: SEE
Orochimaru: oh thank god.
Orochimaru: it's over.
Zuko: IT HAD NO EFFECT ON ME.
Zuko: IN YOUR FACE, DEL.
Zuko: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Zuko: :|
Zuko: .....What's on next...
Zuko: Or is the channe being changed?
Zuko: That lady's pretty
Orochimaru: "Hi, this is a kid's network. Let's try and sell you a hot tub. :D Go drown your kids."
Zuko: XDDDDD
Zuko: dsjdlsa
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: THE SUN
Orochimaru: THE SUN IS A BABY?!
Zuko: THE SUN HINAMORI SHOWED ME
Orochimaru: D:
Zuko: IT'S LOOKING AT ME
Orochimaru: oh right
Orochimaru: they went here
Zuko: DDDDD:
Orochimaru: now I must watch to see what they suffered
Zuko: ....Yes
Zuko: I'll be brave with you
Orochimaru: what's with the giant windmill?
Zuko: WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
Zuko: WTF windmill is right
Zuko: They're like dancing
Orochimaru: GAY TRAIN!
Orochimaru: :D
Zuko: This is like an attempt at British comedy or something
Zuko: They like
Orochimaru: worse
Zuko: Just humped each other
Zuko: WTF
Orochimaru: british children's television
Orochimaru: they left
Zuko: Oh dear god
Zuko: WHat si it with kid shows and fart noises
Zuko: What the crap
Zuko: First the boohbah things fart
Zuko: and now random speakers fart
Zuko: The crap
Orochimaru: I half expected something like a siren like in "Silent Hill" there
Zuko: oh look BUNNIES
Zuko: DONT WAVE AT EM
Orochimaru: like the speaker pops up with the siren...sky gets dark...fire and brimstone fall from the sky
Zuko: That'd be cool
Orochimaru: their kites match them
Orochimaru: DEATH TO TELETUBBIES! >|
Orochimaru: KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Zuko: I WOULD IF I COULD
Zuko: YOU KNOW THIS
Orochimaru: XD it fell
Orochimaru: wind stops. kites fall.
Zuko: HAHAH
Orochimaru: did the wind blow?
Orochimaru: 'cause I think it blew, but I'm not sure.
Orochimaru: he hasn't MADE THAT CLEAR YET. >| seriously, narrator guy, ONCE is enough.
Zuko: YEah I think I missed that bit
Zuko: really
Zuko: Okay fuck killing the things
Zuko: KILL THE NARRATOR
Orochimaru: omg
Orochimaru: STOP ALREADY
Orochimaru: I'm bored :|
Orochimaru: the ball looked like a boob D:
Zuko: Boohbah, in all its WTFery was more exciting
Orochimaru: a big orang boob
Orochimaru: *orange
Zuko: What is it with you and boobs
Orochimaru: it was lolsworthy
Zuko: Are you closet straight?
Orochimaru: this is just sad and pathetic
Orochimaru: D: I fear them
Orochimaru: so I see them EVERYWHERE
Zuko: ...
Zuko: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BOOB
Orochimaru: I should gouge my eyes out
Zuko: YOU'RE DUMB
Orochimaru: so I don't have to suffer
Orochimaru: SO DOES
Zuko: Okay
Zuko: MAke no reference to the purple and red one
Orochimaru: Po's gonna fly away
Zuko: I'm fucking serious
Orochimaru: I wasn't thinking about it until like...just now when you said not to
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: AFTER THIS
Zuko: MORE BOOHBAH
Zuko: DEAR GOD
Orochimaru: how are those kites not a tangled mess of strings...
Orochimaru: CALLED IT!
Zuko: D:
Orochimaru: omg!
Orochimaru: the flowers spoke D:
Orochimaru: GREEN. SCREEN.
Zuko: I can see why Hinamori was scared
Orochimaru: PO'S A GIRL?
Zuko: REALLY?
Zuko: BUNNIES
Orochimaru: RABBIT! :D
Zuko: Ginny would-
Zuko: Nevermind
Orochimaru: they just said "she flew over the flowers*
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: *"
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: am I the only one noticing the 'ball' is a giant balloon?
Zuko: It probably is
Orochimaru: that I wish would pop and make them all sad and cry
Zuko: I want to pop it
Zuko: Make them all
Zuko: SHUT UP
Zuko: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Zuko: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Orochimaru: if they were crying, I'd laugh
Zuko: Same here
Zuko: I like it when other people cry
Zuko: Especially people I don't like
Orochimaru: only if I don't like them
Zuko: Cause they deserve it
Orochimaru: or they're a small child
Zuko: ....................
Zuko: The vaccuum thing made a noise
Zuko: They're all humping eachother
Zuko: D: THE SUN
Orochimaru: how could they care when they were like "oh hey ball. fuck you, Po. :D"
Orochimaru: SPARKLES!
Orochimaru: oh god, what now?
Zuko: .....
Zuko: THEIR TVs ARE ACTIVATING
Orochimaru: ................
Orochimaru: .........................................................
Orochimaru: .........................................................................
Orochimaru: why are we watching this again?
Zuko: Because you thought it'd cheer us up
Orochimaru: we can get like....800 channels...and this is what we watch?
Zuko: There's nothing better on
Orochimaru: wtf?
Zuko: ..............
Zuko: ...................
Orochimaru: my pokemans. let me MAKE you them.
Zuko: That guy looks retarded
Orochimaru: thanks for clearing up the colors kid, god knows I wouldn't have figured it out.
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: I'm sort of reminded of the Fire Festival
Zuko: Only it wasnt this lame
Orochimaru: gold leafing and craft foam
Zuko: Or stupid looking
Zuko: And there were fire flakes
Zuko: and they were delicious
Orochimaru: yeah...real piece of work there
Orochimaru: and tafetta
Zuko: No she doesnt
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO DANCING
Zuko: ....
Orochimaru: PHALLIC SYMBOLS ON THE HEADS OF CHILDREN! D:
Orochimaru: on a rainbow background
Orochimaru: no, kids, we don't want you to be gay at ALL
Orochimaru: NOT AGAIN!
Orochimaru: D: OH GOD
Orochimaru: WE HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Zuko: DDDDDD:
Zuko: IT'S UGLY
Zuko: MAKE IT GO AWAY
Orochimaru: yes children, the giant, transparent wings WILL hide you.
Zuko: UGLY KIDS TOO
Orochimaru: see? I wanna see THAT costume
Orochimaru: it lookes huge and bulky and remarkably awesome
Orochimaru: but NOOOOOOO
Orochimaru: we have to watch the retarded children
Zuko: THE KIDS ARE STUPID
Orochimaru: and they look retarded
Orochimaru: and gay in the bad way
Orochimaru: those kids are wearing canoes :0
Zuko: WTF
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: Look
Zuko: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/emi_lj/fence.jpg
Zuko: I'm trying to distract myself until something worth watching comes back on
Zuko: That was funny
Zuko: BYYYYE
Zuko: FINALLY
Orochimaru: god....just GO
Orochimaru: omg, baby sun x.x
Zuko: DDDD:
Orochimaru: are they going to like...dance?
Zuko: Yes
Zuko: Yes they are
Zuko: ............
Zuko: The vaccuum stares at me
Orochimaru: I never....want to do...the conga.....again
Zuko: IT's going to take my soul
Orochimaru: that is the scariest vacuum ever
Orochimaru: I wonder if there's a toy of it
Orochimaru: I want to put right in front of my door to scare people away
Orochimaru: isit just me...or do the beds look too small for them?
Orochimaru: what NOW?!
Zuko: Yeah
Zuko: OH DEAR GOS
Zuko: GOD**
Zuko: DDD:
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO NO NO
Orochimaru: NO MORE WATCHING CHILDREN ON THE BELLY
Orochimaru: SUN BABY XD
Zuko: ....
Zuko: GOD
Zuko: THAT SUN
Zuko: THEY'RE COMING FOR US
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: D:
Orochimaru: THE FLOOD IS COMING!
Zuko: They are smiling
Zuko: WTF
Orochimaru: THE ANIMALS ARE COMING!
Zuko: ....penguins
Zuko: .......SNAKES
Zuko: LOOK
Zuko: SNAKES
Orochimaru: those tigers look retar---SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKESS! :D
Orochimaru: D: snakes gone
Zuko: CG animals move slow
Orochimaru: and they're crappy
Orochimaru: wtf flamingos?
Orochimaru: and those are some freakishly large butterflies
Zuko: ////
Zuko: Someone
Zuko: somewhere
Zuko: got paid A LOT to animate this
Orochimaru: from like...the Amazon where things are 927391797239 times their normal size
Orochimaru: omg...$100 at least :|
Zuko: Yes
Orochimaru: D: pinwheel stopped
Zuko: WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE PINWHEEL WINDMILL THING
Zuko: .....
Orochimaru: YES!
Zuko: SILENT HILL TIME?
Orochimaru: BYE!
Orochimaru: BE GONE!
Orochimaru: DIE!
Zuko: BYEEE
Zuko: AUGH
Orochimaru: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
Zuko: SUN
Zuko: AUGH
Zuko: NO
Zuko: BYE
Orochimaru: BOOBAH'S NEXT D:
Zuko: GO DIE NOW
Zuko: ....
Zuko: Are we going to watch it
Zuko: Are we
Orochimaru: I want to kill them SLOWLY
Orochimaru: NO
Zuko: OR are you changing the channel
Orochimaru: NOT AGAIN
Orochimaru: I REFUSE
Zuko: What're you putting on then
Orochimaru: I don't know
Zuko: cause I have to watch it too
Orochimaru: I'm not looking at the guide
Zuko: QUICK
Zuko: PUT ON 224
Orochimaru: I don't know what I'm watching.
Zuko: OR SOMETHING
Zuko: ANYTHING
Orochimaru: ROCKO
Zuko: 224???
Zuko: YESPLEASE?
Orochimaru: yep
Orochimaru: she has a hook hand :D
Zuko: I approve of this
Orochimaru: teeth throw parties xD
Orochimaru: SINGING TEETH!
Orochimaru: WTF?
Zuko: IT'S WEIRD BUT I APPROVE
Orochimaru: SPANK THE CHIMNEY, TURTLE GUY
Zuko: LOL
Zuko: BEAUTIFUL
Zuko: TALKING FOOT???
Orochimaru: it's a...talking foot...
Zuko: ....
Zuko: ...............
Orochimaru: wtf?
Zuko: .............
Orochimaru: were they HIGH when they made this?
Zuko: I think so.
Zuko: I really think so.
Orochimaru: that other talking foot....was smoking a cigar
Zuko: .................
Zuko: Why is all TV so strange.
Zuko: Why.
Zuko: Why can't anything be like, normal, or creative?
Orochimaru: It's 3 am. mystery solved.
Zuko: At least it's not as bad as anime
Orochimaru: I should be insulted...because I apparently AM an anime.
Zuko: But...
Zuko: Anime is more WTF than anything else out there
Zuko: and most fo ti sucks
Zuko: and their fans suck
Zuko: And it's just a general melting pot of suckyness
Orochimaru: indeed
Orochimaru: it's sad when you think about it
Zuko: It is.
Zuko: Am I considered anime?
Zuko: ....
Orochimaru: no
Zuko: Thank God.
Zuko: I think ATLA is the enigma of animation
Orochimaru: yep
Zuko: It's too awesome to be American but not WTF enough to be anime
Orochimaru: it has no classification
Zuko: COSMO
Orochimaru: FLCL....that's like...the epitome of wtfery
Orochimaru: COSMO :D
Zuko: I'm not gay but I like, fanboy over the guy. He's entertaining
Orochimaru: you don't have to be gay to like Cosmo
Orochimaru: he's stupidly hilarious
Orochimaru: I should probably sleep x.x
Orochimaru: oh hey...a show about babies.
Orochimaru: x.x
Zuko: .....Yeah
Zuko: I think it's time for sleep
Zuko: We ahve all weekend to watch idiotic television
Orochimaru: it's 3 a.m.
Orochimaru: yes
Orochimaru: we do
Zuko: And then
Zuko: And then
Orochimaru: let us call it a night
Zuko: WE go DO it right?
Zuko: Like
Zuko: Next week
Orochimaru: yep
Zuko: We go
Zuko: YES.
Orochimaru: that's the plan
Zuko: I can sleep happily now.
Zuko: OFF TO THE COT
Orochimaru: Alright then. ^_^
Orochimaru: cot? o0
Orochimaru: no bed?
Zuko: It was a bed
Zuko: But ti turned into a cot while I was gone
Zuko: MAgically might I add
Zuko: but I don't complain
Zuko: cot > floor
Orochimaru: hm.
Orochimaru: I'm getting you a bed.
Orochimaru: you have no choice.
Orochimaru: tomorrow aka later today
Orochimaru: we go
Orochimaru: you get a new bed
Zuko: Okay
Orochimaru: your choice
Zuko: We go bed shopping
Zuko: Army surplus? 8D
Orochimaru: we'll go several places and pick then
Orochimaru: x.x
Zuko: OKAY TURN IT OFF
Zuko: *covers head with pillow*
Zuko: THE LAUGHTER
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: sleep well on your cot xD
Orochimaru: I'm heading off
Zuko: I will.
Zuko: Night, man
XDDDDDDD
No one can see 'cause like, LOL IM convo. XD
[Who:] Zuko and Orochimaru
[When:] Earlier tonight...sort've Between 2-3 in the morning.
[Where:] Online, although they were in the same room at the time. X3
[What:] Being scared by what Orochimaru had on the TV (Boohbah and then Teletubbies). As well as random chitchat, ragging on each other, etc. It's actually quite LOL. XDDDD
[Why:] Bored and we really were watching that shit. :D
[Rating:] PG-13 for language XD
Zuko: WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS????
Zuko: SHE'S WEAK LOL
Zuko: CANT BUDGE THE WATERING CAN
Zuko: LOLIDIOT
Orochimaru: THEY COULDN'T EVEN DO IT TOGETHER!
Orochimaru: oh hey...they're farting again
Orochimaru: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?!
Orochimaru: their heads look like condoms
Zuko: THEY ARE
Zuko: WTF
Zuko: WHAT THE CRAP
Orochimaru: who's the genious that thought of this. "Oh hey...fall down...the kids will love it. :D"
Zuko: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Orochimaru: farting
Zuko: They're like flopping over
Zuko: and yeah
Zuko: WHAT THE HELL
Zuko: Now they wiggle
Orochimaru: they're having an orgy
Zuko: This is like a trip on LSD or something
Orochimaru: a big, fuzzy, condom, rainbow orgy
Orochimaru: now they're farting in some sort of randomized pattern
Zuko: OH SHIT NO
Zuko: AFTER THIS
Zuko: MORE DISTURBING
Zuko: TELETUBBIES
Zuko: OH GREAT
Zuko: AS IF THIS WASNT BAD ENOUGH
Orochimaru: tose things with the tvs built in?
Orochimaru: *those
Zuko: YES
Zuko: CREEPY AS FUCK
Orochimaru: D: WHY DO I KNOW THIS?!
Zuko: Though not quite as bad as....Boohbah or whatever
Zuko: They glow
Zuko: and make noise
Zuko: WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?
Orochimaru: they're disappearing into fuzzy spoons
Zuko: WHAT THE CRAP
Orochimaru: and now they're spinning
Zuko: THEY ARE GOING ALL WHEEEEEEE
Zuko: THIS IS LIKE A TIRP
Zuko: I'M TRIPPING
Orochimaru: and now they're a giant, gay bubble
Zuko: WHAT DID I EAT
Zuko: IS IT THE DEPRESSION GETTING TO ME?
Zuko: IT IS
Zuko: I'M CRACKING
Zuko: HOLY SHIT I'M SEEING RAINBOWS
Orochimaru: if you're tripping, how am I seeing the SAME EXACT THING!
Orochimaru: ?
Zuko: I DONT WANT TO KNOW KID
Zuko: DONT SHOW ME
Orochimaru: I don't wanna see what you can do, kid
Zuko: WHAT THE HELL
Zuko: She waved at me
Orochimaru: LOOK! SHE CAN CRY AND SPIN AT THE SAME TIME! *_* amazing
Zuko: Now she is rolling around
Zuko: like an idiot
Orochimaru: pedo-bait
Zuko: Do not like
Orochimaru: with her legs spread like that
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: :|
Zuko: And cute pigtails too
Orochimaru: this is gross
Orochimaru: EEEEEEEEEEEEW
Zuko: Why does this exist?
Orochimaru: how long is she going to do this?
Zuko: I bet this is what Light jerks off to
Zuko: Wouldn't put it passed him
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: shut up about Light
Zuko: He's a douche D:
Orochimaru: as much as you talk about him, are you sure you don't have a secret mancrush on him? >3
Orochimaru: SEE?! gay bubble
Zuko: I'm not gay.
Zuko: Ew.
Zuko: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
Zuko: Hey look
Orochimaru: oh look, more ped-bait
Zuko: More kids
Orochimaru: *pedo-bait
Orochimaru: ladies and gentlemen, future lesbians
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: .....
Zuko: *mentally ages them by like 10-15 years*
Orochimaru: they're even practicing that "look but don't touch* move
Orochimaru: that girl in the purple shirt has some nasty teeth
Zuko: Ewww she does
Zuko: Why are they doing this
Zuko: What the hell
Zuko: Who pays them to do this?
Zuko: Some pervy pedo I bet
Zuko: OH NOES
Orochimaru: you think thow kids were dizzy after that?
Zuko: THE CREEPY THINGS
Orochimaru: GAY BUBBLE
Zuko: THEY MAY BE RETURNING
Zuko: No
Orochimaru: OH NO! MORE DAMN KIDS!
Zuko: No
Zuko: LITTLE BOYS
Orochimaru: oh hey
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: Oh crap...
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: gay little boys
Zuko: Holy shit
Zuko: I think they are
Zuko: They are jump-jacking or whatever
Orochimaru: D: DON'T STAND ON THE RAINBOW CIRCLE! IT MAKES YOU GAY! DDDD8
Orochimaru: aaaaaaaaaaw...he looks like you
Zuko: Which one?
Orochimaru: the dark haired one
Orochimaru: duh
Zuko: In the blue shirt?
Zuko: No he doesn't
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: the blonde one looks almost bald
Zuko: ......
Zuko: .....................
Zuko: .......................
Orochimaru: let's put an arrow on his head
Zuko: DONT SAY IT
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: call him Aang
Zuko: NO
Zuko: askldjskdjsfjsalkjfalkjkl
Zuko: kjfkldslkfdksfkjsdkfkjldfkjdskll
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: blue shirt now = Sokka
Zuko: NOW I CAN TPROPERLY WATCH THIS
Zuko: THANKS
Zuko: Okay
Orochimaru: gay bubble
Zuko: Better
Zuko: It's like over NEw York
Zuko: or something
Orochimaru: Australia
Orochimaru: Sydney or something
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: OH GOD! THEY'RE BACK!
Zuko: THEY ARE BACK
Zuko: THE THINGS ARE BACK
Zuko: THE COLORED THINGS
Orochimaru: AND RAPING EACH OTHER D:
Zuko: WHAT THE FUCK
Zuko: THEY ARE SQUEAKING
Orochimaru: GANG RAEP! D:
Zuko: RAAAAAAAINBOWTIME???
Orochimaru: you. are getting. gay.
Zuko: OH DEAR
Zuko: OH GOD
Zuko: THEY ARE LIKE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE GAY
Orochimaru: eeeeeeeeeeew.......they're farting........again
Zuko: THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE
Orochimaru: I swear they are
Orochimaru: I feel gayer already
Zuko: THEY WONT EFFECT ME
Zuko: NEVER
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: HEEY
Zuko: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
Zuko: I THINK I KNOW
Orochimaru: WHAT?
Zuko: THIS IS CREATED BY DELIRIUM
Zuko: IT ALLLL MAKES SENSE NOW
Orochimaru: omg, you're right.
Zuko: IT WON'T WORK.
Zuko: SEE
Orochimaru: oh thank god.
Orochimaru: it's over.
Zuko: IT HAD NO EFFECT ON ME.
Zuko: IN YOUR FACE, DEL.
Zuko: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Zuko: :|
Zuko: .....What's on next...
Zuko: Or is the channe being changed?
Zuko: That lady's pretty
Orochimaru: "Hi, this is a kid's network. Let's try and sell you a hot tub. :D Go drown your kids."
Zuko: XDDDDD
Zuko: dsjdlsa
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: THE SUN
Orochimaru: THE SUN IS A BABY?!
Zuko: THE SUN HINAMORI SHOWED ME
Orochimaru: D:
Zuko: IT'S LOOKING AT ME
Orochimaru: oh right
Orochimaru: they went here
Zuko: DDDDD:
Orochimaru: now I must watch to see what they suffered
Zuko: ....Yes
Zuko: I'll be brave with you
Orochimaru: what's with the giant windmill?
Zuko: WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
Zuko: WTF windmill is right
Zuko: They're like dancing
Orochimaru: GAY TRAIN!
Orochimaru: :D
Zuko: This is like an attempt at British comedy or something
Zuko: They like
Orochimaru: worse
Zuko: Just humped each other
Zuko: WTF
Orochimaru: british children's television
Orochimaru: they left
Zuko: Oh dear god
Zuko: WHat si it with kid shows and fart noises
Zuko: What the crap
Zuko: First the boohbah things fart
Zuko: and now random speakers fart
Zuko: The crap
Orochimaru: I half expected something like a siren like in "Silent Hill" there
Zuko: oh look BUNNIES
Zuko: DONT WAVE AT EM
Orochimaru: like the speaker pops up with the siren...sky gets dark...fire and brimstone fall from the sky
Zuko: That'd be cool
Orochimaru: their kites match them
Orochimaru: DEATH TO TELETUBBIES! >|
Orochimaru: KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Zuko: I WOULD IF I COULD
Zuko: YOU KNOW THIS
Orochimaru: XD it fell
Orochimaru: wind stops. kites fall.
Zuko: HAHAH
Orochimaru: did the wind blow?
Orochimaru: 'cause I think it blew, but I'm not sure.
Orochimaru: he hasn't MADE THAT CLEAR YET. >| seriously, narrator guy, ONCE is enough.
Zuko: YEah I think I missed that bit
Zuko: really
Zuko: Okay fuck killing the things
Zuko: KILL THE NARRATOR
Orochimaru: omg
Orochimaru: STOP ALREADY
Orochimaru: I'm bored :|
Orochimaru: the ball looked like a boob D:
Zuko: Boohbah, in all its WTFery was more exciting
Orochimaru: a big orang boob
Orochimaru: *orange
Zuko: What is it with you and boobs
Orochimaru: it was lolsworthy
Zuko: Are you closet straight?
Orochimaru: this is just sad and pathetic
Orochimaru: D: I fear them
Orochimaru: so I see them EVERYWHERE
Zuko: ...
Zuko: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BOOB
Orochimaru: I should gouge my eyes out
Zuko: YOU'RE DUMB
Orochimaru: so I don't have to suffer
Orochimaru: SO DOES
Zuko: Okay
Zuko: MAke no reference to the purple and red one
Orochimaru: Po's gonna fly away
Zuko: I'm fucking serious
Orochimaru: I wasn't thinking about it until like...just now when you said not to
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: OH NO
Zuko: AFTER THIS
Zuko: MORE BOOHBAH
Zuko: DEAR GOD
Orochimaru: how are those kites not a tangled mess of strings...
Orochimaru: CALLED IT!
Zuko: D:
Orochimaru: omg!
Orochimaru: the flowers spoke D:
Orochimaru: GREEN. SCREEN.
Zuko: I can see why Hinamori was scared
Orochimaru: PO'S A GIRL?
Zuko: REALLY?
Zuko: BUNNIES
Orochimaru: RABBIT! :D
Zuko: Ginny would-
Zuko: Nevermind
Orochimaru: they just said "she flew over the flowers*
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: *"
Zuko: :|
Orochimaru: am I the only one noticing the 'ball' is a giant balloon?
Zuko: It probably is
Orochimaru: that I wish would pop and make them all sad and cry
Zuko: I want to pop it
Zuko: Make them all
Zuko: SHUT UP
Zuko: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Zuko: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Orochimaru: if they were crying, I'd laugh
Zuko: Same here
Zuko: I like it when other people cry
Zuko: Especially people I don't like
Orochimaru: only if I don't like them
Zuko: Cause they deserve it
Orochimaru: or they're a small child
Zuko: ....................
Zuko: The vaccuum thing made a noise
Zuko: They're all humping eachother
Zuko: D: THE SUN
Orochimaru: how could they care when they were like "oh hey ball. fuck you, Po. :D"
Orochimaru: SPARKLES!
Orochimaru: oh god, what now?
Zuko: .....
Zuko: THEIR TVs ARE ACTIVATING
Orochimaru: ................
Orochimaru: .........................................................
Orochimaru: .........................................................................
Orochimaru: why are we watching this again?
Zuko: Because you thought it'd cheer us up
Orochimaru: we can get like....800 channels...and this is what we watch?
Zuko: There's nothing better on
Orochimaru: wtf?
Zuko: ..............
Zuko: ...................
Orochimaru: my pokemans. let me MAKE you them.
Zuko: That guy looks retarded
Orochimaru: thanks for clearing up the colors kid, god knows I wouldn't have figured it out.
Zuko: Seriously
Zuko: I'm sort of reminded of the Fire Festival
Zuko: Only it wasnt this lame
Orochimaru: gold leafing and craft foam
Zuko: Or stupid looking
Zuko: And there were fire flakes
Zuko: and they were delicious
Orochimaru: yeah...real piece of work there
Orochimaru: and tafetta
Zuko: No she doesnt
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO DANCING
Zuko: ....
Orochimaru: PHALLIC SYMBOLS ON THE HEADS OF CHILDREN! D:
Orochimaru: on a rainbow background
Orochimaru: no, kids, we don't want you to be gay at ALL
Orochimaru: NOT AGAIN!
Orochimaru: D: OH GOD
Orochimaru: WE HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Zuko: DDDDDD:
Zuko: IT'S UGLY
Zuko: MAKE IT GO AWAY
Orochimaru: yes children, the giant, transparent wings WILL hide you.
Zuko: UGLY KIDS TOO
Orochimaru: see? I wanna see THAT costume
Orochimaru: it lookes huge and bulky and remarkably awesome
Orochimaru: but NOOOOOOO
Orochimaru: we have to watch the retarded children
Zuko: THE KIDS ARE STUPID
Orochimaru: and they look retarded
Orochimaru: and gay in the bad way
Orochimaru: those kids are wearing canoes :0
Zuko: WTF
Zuko: HEY
Zuko: Look
Zuko: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/emi_lj/fence.jpg
Zuko: I'm trying to distract myself until something worth watching comes back on
Zuko: That was funny
Zuko: BYYYYE
Zuko: FINALLY
Orochimaru: god....just GO
Orochimaru: omg, baby sun x.x
Zuko: DDDD:
Orochimaru: are they going to like...dance?
Zuko: Yes
Zuko: Yes they are
Zuko: ............
Zuko: The vaccuum stares at me
Orochimaru: I never....want to do...the conga.....again
Zuko: IT's going to take my soul
Orochimaru: that is the scariest vacuum ever
Orochimaru: I wonder if there's a toy of it
Orochimaru: I want to put right in front of my door to scare people away
Orochimaru: isit just me...or do the beds look too small for them?
Orochimaru: what NOW?!
Zuko: Yeah
Zuko: OH DEAR GOS
Zuko: GOD**
Zuko: DDD:
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO NO NO
Orochimaru: NO MORE WATCHING CHILDREN ON THE BELLY
Orochimaru: SUN BABY XD
Zuko: ....
Zuko: GOD
Zuko: THAT SUN
Zuko: THEY'RE COMING FOR US
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: NO
Zuko: D:
Orochimaru: THE FLOOD IS COMING!
Zuko: They are smiling
Zuko: WTF
Orochimaru: THE ANIMALS ARE COMING!
Zuko: ....penguins
Zuko: .......SNAKES
Zuko: LOOK
Zuko: SNAKES
Orochimaru: those tigers look retar---SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKESS! :D
Orochimaru: D: snakes gone
Zuko: CG animals move slow
Orochimaru: and they're crappy
Orochimaru: wtf flamingos?
Orochimaru: and those are some freakishly large butterflies
Zuko: ////
Zuko: Someone
Zuko: somewhere
Zuko: got paid A LOT to animate this
Orochimaru: from like...the Amazon where things are 927391797239 times their normal size
Orochimaru: omg...$100 at least :|
Zuko: Yes
Orochimaru: D: pinwheel stopped
Zuko: WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE PINWHEEL WINDMILL THING
Zuko: .....
Orochimaru: YES!
Zuko: SILENT HILL TIME?
Orochimaru: BYE!
Orochimaru: BE GONE!
Orochimaru: DIE!
Zuko: BYEEE
Zuko: AUGH
Orochimaru: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
Zuko: SUN
Zuko: AUGH
Zuko: NO
Zuko: BYE
Orochimaru: BOOBAH'S NEXT D:
Zuko: GO DIE NOW
Zuko: ....
Zuko: Are we going to watch it
Zuko: Are we
Orochimaru: I want to kill them SLOWLY
Orochimaru: NO
Zuko: OR are you changing the channel
Orochimaru: NOT AGAIN
Orochimaru: I REFUSE
Zuko: What're you putting on then
Orochimaru: I don't know
Zuko: cause I have to watch it too
Orochimaru: I'm not looking at the guide
Zuko: QUICK
Zuko: PUT ON 224
Orochimaru: I don't know what I'm watching.
Zuko: OR SOMETHING
Zuko: ANYTHING
Orochimaru: ROCKO
Zuko: 224???
Zuko: YESPLEASE?
Orochimaru: yep
Orochimaru: she has a hook hand :D
Zuko: I approve of this
Orochimaru: teeth throw parties xD
Orochimaru: SINGING TEETH!
Orochimaru: WTF?
Zuko: IT'S WEIRD BUT I APPROVE
Orochimaru: SPANK THE CHIMNEY, TURTLE GUY
Zuko: LOL
Zuko: BEAUTIFUL
Zuko: TALKING FOOT???
Orochimaru: it's a...talking foot...
Zuko: ....
Zuko: ...............
Orochimaru: wtf?
Zuko: .............
Orochimaru: were they HIGH when they made this?
Zuko: I think so.
Zuko: I really think so.
Orochimaru: that other talking foot....was smoking a cigar
Zuko: .................
Zuko: Why is all TV so strange.
Zuko: Why.
Zuko: Why can't anything be like, normal, or creative?
Orochimaru: It's 3 am. mystery solved.
Zuko: At least it's not as bad as anime
Orochimaru: I should be insulted...because I apparently AM an anime.
Zuko: But...
Zuko: Anime is more WTF than anything else out there
Zuko: and most fo ti sucks
Zuko: and their fans suck
Zuko: And it's just a general melting pot of suckyness
Orochimaru: indeed
Orochimaru: it's sad when you think about it
Zuko: It is.
Zuko: Am I considered anime?
Zuko: ....
Orochimaru: no
Zuko: Thank God.
Zuko: I think ATLA is the enigma of animation
Orochimaru: yep
Zuko: It's too awesome to be American but not WTF enough to be anime
Orochimaru: it has no classification
Zuko: COSMO
Orochimaru: FLCL....that's like...the epitome of wtfery
Orochimaru: COSMO :D
Zuko: I'm not gay but I like, fanboy over the guy. He's entertaining
Orochimaru: you don't have to be gay to like Cosmo
Orochimaru: he's stupidly hilarious
Orochimaru: I should probably sleep x.x
Orochimaru: oh hey...a show about babies.
Orochimaru: x.x
Zuko: .....Yeah
Zuko: I think it's time for sleep
Zuko: We ahve all weekend to watch idiotic television
Orochimaru: it's 3 a.m.
Orochimaru: yes
Orochimaru: we do
Zuko: And then
Zuko: And then
Orochimaru: let us call it a night
Zuko: WE go DO it right?
Zuko: Like
Zuko: Next week
Orochimaru: yep
Zuko: We go
Zuko: YES.
Orochimaru: that's the plan
Zuko: I can sleep happily now.
Zuko: OFF TO THE COT
Orochimaru: Alright then. ^_^
Orochimaru: cot? o0
Orochimaru: no bed?
Zuko: It was a bed
Zuko: But ti turned into a cot while I was gone
Zuko: MAgically might I add
Zuko: but I don't complain
Zuko: cot > floor
Orochimaru: hm.
Orochimaru: I'm getting you a bed.
Orochimaru: you have no choice.
Orochimaru: tomorrow aka later today
Orochimaru: we go
Orochimaru: you get a new bed
Zuko: Okay
Orochimaru: your choice
Zuko: We go bed shopping
Zuko: Army surplus? 8D
Orochimaru: we'll go several places and pick then
Orochimaru: x.x
Zuko: OKAY TURN IT OFF
Zuko: *covers head with pillow*
Zuko: THE LAUGHTER
Zuko: NO
Orochimaru: sleep well on your cot xD
Orochimaru: I'm heading off
Zuko: I will.
Zuko: Night, man
XDDDDDDD