Wow

Apr 18, 2007 20:52

I didn't know there were so many crows and pidgeons around here. Counted at least a thousand. (Yes, I actually did count them one by one, sadly.) I've been baking like a thirty-year-old housewife. Think you have enough muffins,Ginny? That's all I really know how to bake anyway. May take a crack at some cookies later. WTF that sounded so queer, the hell, man.

There's some weird ass shit around here. Saw a guy outside with a nose three times as long as his arm. The fuck is that?

Whatever the hell that talking trash can is, it's still as annoying as ever and refuses to leave. The only thing it's good for is hiding my secret plans for world domination to toss out junk and it make a decent calculator. Hey Ginny, I also did your taxes for you. You were getting close to missing the date. No worries.

Yes, I think it's been confirmed that I'm feeling much better and am bored out of my mind. Any ladies need a confidant? I do pretty nice pedicures. Just as my sister.
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