Today
Today I met a schizophrenic. An honest to god, talking to people who DO NOT EXIST schizophrenic.
I also met a transvestite. And, in the words of Eddie Izzard, he was NOT an "Executive Transvestite" by any definition.
Oh, and I met an Ewok. Okay, so really it was just a really ugly woman, but seriously, she looked like a friggin' Ewok... though with considerably less facial hair. But yeah, short, scary hair-do, flat face, GIANT buck-teeth, and she did that tongue thing when she talked. Go watch Return of the Jedi at the point when Leia meets Wicket.
So yeah, schizophrenic, transvestite, Ewok. How was your day?
I also met a transvestite. And, in the words of Eddie Izzard, he was NOT an "Executive Transvestite" by any definition.
Oh, and I met an Ewok. Okay, so really it was just a really ugly woman, but seriously, she looked like a friggin' Ewok... though with considerably less facial hair. But yeah, short, scary hair-do, flat face, GIANT buck-teeth, and she did that tongue thing when she talked. Go watch Return of the Jedi at the point when Leia meets Wicket.
So yeah, schizophrenic, transvestite, Ewok. How was your day?