(no subject)
How desperate you really are.
The List
1. If you weigh more than me, then you are not on my list
2. If you are manly than me, then you are not on my list
3. If your hair is shorter than mine (buzz cut), then you are not on my list
4. If you liked the Texas Chainsaw Massacre because you thought it was sexy, then you are not on my list
5. If i am neater than you, then you are not on my list
6. If more than half of your body is fake, then you are not on my list
7. If more than half your paycheck goes to self mutilation, then you are not on my list
8. If you don't have a paycheck, then you are not on my list
9. If you have more baody hair then i do, then you are not on my list
10. If your idea of a fun time involves bondage, s&m, guns, knives, nooses, weapons of any kind, handcuffs, kinky handcuffs, furry handcuffs, meatal of any kind, more leather then a bikers convention, blood, human skin, and more peolpe than can fit in my house, my number is 555-suck me off.
The List
1. If you weigh more than me, then you are not on my list
2. If you are manly than me, then you are not on my list
3. If your hair is shorter than mine (buzz cut), then you are not on my list
4. If you liked the Texas Chainsaw Massacre because you thought it was sexy, then you are not on my list
5. If i am neater than you, then you are not on my list
6. If more than half of your body is fake, then you are not on my list
7. If more than half your paycheck goes to self mutilation, then you are not on my list
8. If you don't have a paycheck, then you are not on my list
9. If you have more baody hair then i do, then you are not on my list
10. If your idea of a fun time involves bondage, s&m, guns, knives, nooses, weapons of any kind, handcuffs, kinky handcuffs, furry handcuffs, meatal of any kind, more leather then a bikers convention, blood, human skin, and more peolpe than can fit in my house, my number is 555-suck me off.