Swimming in memories
The last few days have been, well, shitty. But today (the 26th) was great. Tracy took me to Splish Splash and we had a blast! It was so fun! At first we went on the 35-foot water slide. It wasn't that steep, but it was pretty shweet for the first one. Then we went down the spiral tube and, after that, the lazy river. The best shit ever was the Cliff Diver. It's a steep 150-foot drop! Damn, I flew down there so fast, water shot up my butthole and out my ears. That was one motherfister of a slide! We got there late, so we were only there for about 4 hours, but my, what a nut-scratchingly great four hours those were. Waiting for the LIRR on the way back was a prostitute, though. We were there at 8:30 and the train wasn't gonna get there til 10:34. I spent most of the two hours sleeping on Tracy's lap and listening to music. YES, AT THE SAME TIME! I was sleep-moonwalking during a dream about cow turds chasing me with Saran Wrap and a baby's eyeball. No, you got it right... It wasn't a nightmare, it was a DREEEEAAAM. Anyway, I'm monstrously exhausted right now. I'm barely aware of what I'm typing. Alright, peace, niggers. See Y'all tamorrah.