I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
Sweet mother of Alf, it feels good to be back in good ol' NYC. North Carolina was hell- No, it was worse... It was Rosie O'donnell's gooch. Well, it wasn't 100% bad. More like 98. I did have a little fun whenever Stanka or Suga (friends of "the fam") dropped by (mainly because we'd all smoke weed out on the balcony). But that's about it. Other than that it blew Janet Reno's severed dick. I found myself taking naps to pass the time. wtf, what am I, 68?! Fuck naps! And I gained more fonkin' weight over there. Ain't shit to do but eat, sleep and fuck over there, and the latter was unacceptable because I agreed to being faithful (like an asshole). Heh, the funny thing is that, as I'm watching the video I took over there, I'm actually starting to miss the house. And I'm definitely going to miss my nieces. Man. . . What a confused bowl of Diarrhea I am! shwa-pap!
Oh, and I made a mistake. Every Time I Die are NOT, repeat NOT kick-twat! I got to DL one of their albums and they sound pretty ok, but not "kick-twat" worthy. That is a title that only a select few shall carry, and I'm sorry but they just don't make the cunt. Fair day, young busters.
-I'm home byitch!
Oh, and I made a mistake. Every Time I Die are NOT, repeat NOT kick-twat! I got to DL one of their albums and they sound pretty ok, but not "kick-twat" worthy. That is a title that only a select few shall carry, and I'm sorry but they just don't make the cunt. Fair day, young busters.
-I'm home byitch!