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[pyrimidine]

Y'all, why is this 10k? It should definitely not be 10k. The following is self-indulgent dribble, as per usual; cheesier than normal, but I had lots of fun writing it :D

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Written for this prompt, for this commercial:

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[weatherfront]

EMFIC! THERE IS EMFIC!! :DDDDD past the initial :D-face my expression got a bit more complicated because I always want to kill you and wear your skin just to see if it will let me write like you. I understand that you AB blood types will recognize this as the sign of desperate admiration that it is and not actually report me to the police (but will it let me write like you????)

I mean your writing is just so DEFT, and your dialogue is so-- it makes me want to roll it around in my mouth and say it out loud, there's such a sharp rhythmic pleasure to it, and JUST EVERYTHING OKAY. EVERYTHING. INCLUDING EAMES'S FONDNESS FOR CHAKA KHAN omg why is that so perfect lfdkhg;alkgh;al *_______*

Sometimes this Arthur reminds me a lot of you! Not in the sense that EM I KNOW YOU AND THIS ARTHUR IS EXACTLY LIKE YOU, and definitely not in the sense that you are dead inside (even if Arthur isn't really dead inside...!) but more like, the insights and opinions Arthur has about himself ring really true as thoughts a person would have about himself, which okay, on second thought it isn't really about Arthur being like you, more about how great the personal observations are, penetrating on a level that you can only usually find in memoirs. Like, for example, this part:

Arthur shakes his head, simultaneously wincing at the fact that his main social tactic is to run with amiable conversation and warp it into something potentially mean and sarcastic. He doesn't do it on purpose, but avoiding it requires an intense vigilance that he usually doesn't have the energy nor the desire for.

IT'S JUST SO PERFECT. YOUR SKIN, WHERE IS YOUR SKIN, I NEED TO WEAR IT

[pyrimidine]

I'M AN ANIME VILLAIN, OKAY, I TAKE YOUR CREEPY COMMENTS ABOUT WEARING MY SKIN AND I LAUGH AT THEM. WHAT BLOOD TYPE ARE YOU, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AN O

Haaaaaaa this story is so dialogue heavy compared to my other stuff...MY FINDINGS: it is extremely easy to go on and on with no real point. Wry is writing so complicated ;___;

Ty bb, you are quite possibly the sweetest person alive, aside from the skin-wearing tendencies. But you have uncovered my secret, I am Arthur and he is exactly like me, noooooooooooooo

[weatherfront]

I'M A BLOOD TYPE A ;___; DON'T YELL AT ME OR I WILL BURST INTO TEARS LOLOLOL

Em I am beginning to suspect that you do not actually know what pointless writing is, because this... this isn't pointless... in fact nothing you have written has ever been pointless... you need to be sent to some sort of inverse creative writing class, where all you encounter is terrible writing that makes various sorts of mistakes and you read it all and you are like MAN, I AM REALLY GOOD! because it would be true. >:|