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Top ten things I'd like to do after I'm dead:
10. Rot
9. Loiter
8. Be taxidermized
7. Be a financial burden on my loved ones
6. Get fed to a gigantic snake
5. Laze about
4. Become a ne'er-do-well
3. Be cremated
2. Solve a scientific puzzle
1. Get dressed up as Superman and thrown from a plane
10. Rot
9. Loiter
8. Be taxidermized
7. Be a financial burden on my loved ones
6. Get fed to a gigantic snake
5. Laze about
4. Become a ne'er-do-well
3. Be cremated
2. Solve a scientific puzzle
1. Get dressed up as Superman and thrown from a plane