Well fuck that
It's 4 in the moooooooorning. Why the hell am I up? Oh yeah.
My Mother just had a moment. She woke me up at this UNGODLY FUCKING HOUR to tell me she was thinking about having a child, or adopting one, and what did I think about that. It's 4 in the freaking morning and apparently my response was wrong.
Well, fuck. What did she want me to say? Oh yes, please, cause you didn't fuck up enough with me?
Okay, points for me, I didn't say that. Even if I did think it. I didn't even point out that her sperm donor of choice is in prison. Man, I deserve a prize for this.
I did stare at her like she'd lost her mind and told her to wait a year cause then I'd be off to college. Wrong answer. I think she's crying.
fuck.
My Mother just had a moment. She woke me up at this UNGODLY FUCKING HOUR to tell me she was thinking about having a child, or adopting one, and what did I think about that. It's 4 in the freaking morning and apparently my response was wrong.
Well, fuck. What did she want me to say? Oh yes, please, cause you didn't fuck up enough with me?
Okay, points for me, I didn't say that. Even if I did think it. I didn't even point out that her sperm donor of choice is in prison. Man, I deserve a prize for this.
I did stare at her like she'd lost her mind and told her to wait a year cause then I'd be off to college. Wrong answer. I think she's crying.
fuck.