Lost Season 5, in Capslock
page 46 I has it and it took me 2 hours? That's like a record wtf.
And this is what I'm like on a Thursday afternoon. Maybe I can't get the hang of Thursdays.
Pyreo says:
And Sawyer was like "I'll miss you Island, but in about 4 years we know you'll all be gassed to death. Let's go make a life for ourselves on the mainland and invest in Microsoft."
And Juliet was his wifey
EVEN THOUGH HE STILL LOVED KATE SORTA
AND THEN KATE SHOWED UP
AND IT WAS LIKE OH SHI-
YOU CAME FROM THE FUTURE TOO
THEY TURNED SAWYER INTO A MIDDLE AGED HOUSEWIFE
HE'S NOT AN ASSHOLE HE HAS A COMFY LIFE ON THE ISLAND
HE TOTALLY LOST HIS ASHOLERY
ASSHOSIERY
HE LOST THAT TOO
HE'S LIKE EDWARD CULLEN, JUST A FUCKIN TIGHTASS HOUSEWIFE
"WHAT DID YOU DO JACK YOU'RE MESSIN UP MAH ISLAND"
"I JUST GOT IT HOW I LIkE IT"
Earthgirl Tora says:
IT'S A CAPS LOCK ATTACK
Pyreo says:
"Shut up Sawyer I'm only gonna blow it up form the inside with a convenient hydrogen bomb"
"FUCK YOU JACK, GET OFFA MY ISLAND"
"I'm in ur mineshaft Sawyer, explodin' ur island"
That wasn't a euphamism
AND BEN? OH MAN BEN USED TO BE WORTH WATCHING, HE ALSO LOST HIS ASSHOSIERY
NOW HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS DAMN DEAD DAUGHTER
WHO HE KILLED SORTA
AND HE BECAME LOCKE'S BITCH
EXCEPT IT WAS NEVER LOCKE AT ALL
Earthgirl Tora says:
WHY ARE YOU RANTING ABOUT LOST
Pyreo says:
IT WAS SOME GUY
WHO STOLE LOCKE'S FACE FOR THE LULZ
THE POINT WAS if you were Queen you could pay ANYONE to do whatever you want.
Except JK Rowling, she'd be like "1.2 billion? Screw you bitch, that's chicken feed to me"
And the Queen would never get her self-insert written into Harry Potter
sadfais.
Earthgirl Tora says:
oh god I heard they're making a live action Smurfs movie
Pyreo says:
I think I need to calm down
....holy fuck what