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Taken from here.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop Tesia before he convinces the population of RO that I'm his lesbian lover. >.@ (Uhh, his sprite is female, and... yes. Don't ask.)
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop Tesia before he convinces the population of RO that I'm his lesbian lover. >.@ (Uhh, his sprite is female, and... yes. Don't ask.)