yer a wizard, 'arry, 'n tha's why ya gots no WANG

[pyreflies]

SeekerPride: I'm sure a wizard can see a DILDO and figure out WHAT THE HELL IT'S FOR.
SeekerPride: UNLESS WIZARDS DON'T HAVE PENISESESES!
SeekerPride: OMG!
SilverJadeDaphne: They don't!
SeekerPride: THE STORK BRINGS WIZARD BABIES IN!
SilverJadeDaphne: Why do you think they need to buy a wand?
SeekerPride: THE WAND HAS A SPECIAL SPERM BUTTON!
SilverJadeDaphne: YES
MagicalMaxx: This one time, at Wizard camp... :O
SilverJadeDaphne: *DIES*
SeekerPride: YOU JUST GIVE IT SOME DNA AND IT TRANSFIGURES IT WITHIN THE WOOD.
SeekerPride: HEE HEE, WOOD.
SilverJadeDaphne: XD
SeekerPride: Here, hun. *holds up the wand* It'll be all over in a second! SPOOGEIRUS!
SilverJadeDaphne: Of course, Harry didn't realize he was missing anything...
SilverJadeDaphne: *DIES*
SilverJadeDaphne: XD
SeekerPride: Harry wouldn't miss what he never had!
SeekerPride: Hagrid: Yer a wizard, 'arry!
SeekerPride: Harry: I'm a wot?!
SeekerPride: Hagrid: Yeah, tha's why ya gots no WANG.
SilverJadeDaphne: *chokes on water*
SeekerPride: Hagrid: Yeh get a wand as a consolation prize, tho.
SeekerPride: Harry: ...
SilverJadeDaphne: *DIES*
SilverJadeDaphne: I am never going to look at the wizarding world the same way again.