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Jun 22, 2004 00:38

I love finding corny pick up lines...so here goes:

"Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!"
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!"
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"
"I'm a love pirate and i'm here for your booty! arrggh!"
"I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, cause you're the shit!"
"Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on FIRE"
"If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents"
"Is that shirt Camel skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps"

k that's enough...i'll laugh at these one day.

brittany is coming here tomorrow...well...today at ten so i can do her hair. i dunno what i was thinking...i guess i totally forgot about how much i needed sleep in my life. ah well...what are friends for? :)

sleeptime.

I NEED SOME NOGGIN.

omg my bio test was so easy today...why was one of the options to a question "french fries"? if anyone missed that question...DAMNIT SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP THEM...*hmph*

no seriously i really need head.

cookie monster please catch me.
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