Just a few facts to enrich your day.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.