Definition of awkward:
When you go to Winnipeg for a drunken weekend and the 44-year-old cougar that you accidentally made fall in love with you on a previous trip gets shitfaced and uses her tongue like a Q-tip in your ear, while she runs her hand up and down your leg, when her boyfriend is equally shitfaced, but across the bar talking to friends, and she's whispering in your ear "We'll have fun tomorrow night. You and I. We'll have fun, right?" and you realize the boyfriend leaves town the next day.
= Awkward.
For the record, I did the right thing. The next night, I went to a strip club with some friends and didn't bother inviting the cougar. I came home the next day.
YAY ME!
In other news, Winnipeg was good times. LOTS of drinking.
The best line of the weekend came from my buddy's girlfriend, when we stumbled in at 11:00 a.m., after boating the previous afternoon and getting shitfaced and then wasting the night away on three different patios and getting even MORE shitfaced, before having a couple of last beers back on the boat and passing out in the boat beds: "You guys look like you've AGED! ... *looks at boyfriend* ... YOU LOOK TEN YEARS OLDER!!!!"
Hahahahahahahaha. Man, did we feel like shit.
Good times.
= Awkward.
For the record, I did the right thing. The next night, I went to a strip club with some friends and didn't bother inviting the cougar. I came home the next day.
YAY ME!
In other news, Winnipeg was good times. LOTS of drinking.
The best line of the weekend came from my buddy's girlfriend, when we stumbled in at 11:00 a.m., after boating the previous afternoon and getting shitfaced and then wasting the night away on three different patios and getting even MORE shitfaced, before having a couple of last beers back on the boat and passing out in the boat beds: "You guys look like you've AGED! ... *looks at boyfriend* ... YOU LOOK TEN YEARS OLDER!!!!"
Hahahahahahahaha. Man, did we feel like shit.
Good times.