I've been told to marry her a year from now. Me: "Okay."
I'm trying to not want to pounce on her because I don't want to wreck our friendship, but she's so insanely hot that it's not the easiest thing to avoid thinking about.
A hot friend told me the night before our friends' wedding that I was going to help her be an usher. My response: "Alright, but I get to seat people how ever I want. Maybe I'll go with alphabetical... NO. WAIT. CHRONOLOGICAL! OLD PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING BACK!"
So, I was picking her up before the wedding and giving a ride to two of our other friends. We're on our way to her place and I see this hot looking girl walking down the sidewalk. I check her out from behind and was like "Yum... WAIT. THERE'S NO TIME TO STARE RIGHT NOW. NO. I need to focus and go get *insert hot friend's name*" Then, as we pass her, my buddy says "HEY! THAT'S *insert hot friend's name*" I thought about hitting the brakes, but there was a tow truck beside me that was slowing down to get in my lane, so I hit the gas and cut him off instead, hahahaha. Then, I backed up a block down the street, only to see her getting in her car to drive the couple of blocks home, waving at us. She's still giggling about how that dress of hers not only stopped traffic, but nearly caused an accident. Awesome.
At the church, my hot friend was asking me questions about how to do this and that. I was like "HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN AN USHER BEFORE?" She sighed and was like "I've never even been a bridesmaid..." I say "Well... I'd totally let you be a bridesmaid at my wedding, buuuuuut you'll have a DIFFERENT role already that day, if you know what I mean... hehehehe..." She blushes and giggles. Then, cuz I'm a jerk, I say "YEAH... YOU'LL BE AN USHER! MUHAHAHAHA..."
At the reception, we were getting in line for supper and one of our good friends was ahead of us. He turns around and, completely unprompted, does a double-take and says "Wow. ... You guys would make a really cute couple."
Ummmm... yeah, we've never even really hooked up. People know we're just very close friends, but I guess some people think we look good together, which is nice. I just said to her "I gave him 5 bucks to say that."
Then, one of the grooms (yep, you read that right) was thanking people in a speech and thanked her for all her help in keeping them organized. Then, he immediately breaks into thanking me, (although I didn't think I deserved a thank you because I really didn't do much, but whatev) and he just says "cuz you're fucking AWESOME!" Hahahaha. Nice.
Then, he says "... and you two need to get married."
I thought it was a good idea, but it was definitely a weird time to bring that up.
Throughout the night, he kept (drunkenly) encouraging us and then said he really, really hoped that we'd be married in like a year. One of the first times he said it to both of us, I said to her "I gave him 5 bucks to say that too. ... *sheepish smile* I gave alot of people 5 bucks tonight..."
Later, he actually tried to ORDER me to go find a ring and propose that night:
Him: "You guys TOTALLY need to get married."
Me: "Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure she's not going to marry me."
Him: "That's only because you've never asked her and you don't have a ring. GO FIND A RING... AND PROPOSE TO HER TONIGHT! YOU HAVE TO. IT'S MY DAY AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!"
*insert various drunken ideas for makeshift engagement rings*
Me: "Uhhhh... I don't think that's gonna work."
Him: "YES IT WILL! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME TOGETHER!!!"
Me: "Okay... but I'm gonna need everybody's help to trick, I MEAN CONVINCE HER to say yes..."
Hahahaha.
Eventually, the wedding crowd started to thin out, so she and I took our last slow dances and got out of there and went to a bar. We went for some more dancing (at her insistence). While we were waiting outside for a cab, I used my cell to call again. These two drunk guys walk past and the one stops and starts to speak. I figure he's gonna ask for change or to use my phone, both of which would receive a "No." Instead, he says "Can... I borrow your tie?" WHAT? I had an absolutely fucking awesome tie on. I get a pissed off look on my face and, while still on the phone, look at him and say "NO!" and then I pointed down the street to tell him to go away. He says to his buddy "I just wanted to look respectable." Hahahahahahahaha.
Anyways, she and I caught our cab and snuggled and kissed a bit, just as drunken friends would on the night their friends were getting married though, nothing serious. It was good.
A hot friend told me the night before our friends' wedding that I was going to help her be an usher. My response: "Alright, but I get to seat people how ever I want. Maybe I'll go with alphabetical... NO. WAIT. CHRONOLOGICAL! OLD PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING BACK!"
So, I was picking her up before the wedding and giving a ride to two of our other friends. We're on our way to her place and I see this hot looking girl walking down the sidewalk. I check her out from behind and was like "Yum... WAIT. THERE'S NO TIME TO STARE RIGHT NOW. NO. I need to focus and go get *insert hot friend's name*" Then, as we pass her, my buddy says "HEY! THAT'S *insert hot friend's name*" I thought about hitting the brakes, but there was a tow truck beside me that was slowing down to get in my lane, so I hit the gas and cut him off instead, hahahaha. Then, I backed up a block down the street, only to see her getting in her car to drive the couple of blocks home, waving at us. She's still giggling about how that dress of hers not only stopped traffic, but nearly caused an accident. Awesome.
At the church, my hot friend was asking me questions about how to do this and that. I was like "HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN AN USHER BEFORE?" She sighed and was like "I've never even been a bridesmaid..." I say "Well... I'd totally let you be a bridesmaid at my wedding, buuuuuut you'll have a DIFFERENT role already that day, if you know what I mean... hehehehe..." She blushes and giggles. Then, cuz I'm a jerk, I say "YEAH... YOU'LL BE AN USHER! MUHAHAHAHA..."
At the reception, we were getting in line for supper and one of our good friends was ahead of us. He turns around and, completely unprompted, does a double-take and says "Wow. ... You guys would make a really cute couple."
Ummmm... yeah, we've never even really hooked up. People know we're just very close friends, but I guess some people think we look good together, which is nice. I just said to her "I gave him 5 bucks to say that."
Then, one of the grooms (yep, you read that right) was thanking people in a speech and thanked her for all her help in keeping them organized. Then, he immediately breaks into thanking me, (although I didn't think I deserved a thank you because I really didn't do much, but whatev) and he just says "cuz you're fucking AWESOME!" Hahahaha. Nice.
Then, he says "... and you two need to get married."
I thought it was a good idea, but it was definitely a weird time to bring that up.
Throughout the night, he kept (drunkenly) encouraging us and then said he really, really hoped that we'd be married in like a year. One of the first times he said it to both of us, I said to her "I gave him 5 bucks to say that too. ... *sheepish smile* I gave alot of people 5 bucks tonight..."
Later, he actually tried to ORDER me to go find a ring and propose that night:
Him: "You guys TOTALLY need to get married."
Me: "Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure she's not going to marry me."
Him: "That's only because you've never asked her and you don't have a ring. GO FIND A RING... AND PROPOSE TO HER TONIGHT! YOU HAVE TO. IT'S MY DAY AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!"
*insert various drunken ideas for makeshift engagement rings*
Me: "Uhhhh... I don't think that's gonna work."
Him: "YES IT WILL! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME TOGETHER!!!"
Me: "Okay... but I'm gonna need everybody's help to trick, I MEAN CONVINCE HER to say yes..."
Hahahaha.
Eventually, the wedding crowd started to thin out, so she and I took our last slow dances and got out of there and went to a bar. We went for some more dancing (at her insistence). While we were waiting outside for a cab, I used my cell to call again. These two drunk guys walk past and the one stops and starts to speak. I figure he's gonna ask for change or to use my phone, both of which would receive a "No." Instead, he says "Can... I borrow your tie?" WHAT? I had an absolutely fucking awesome tie on. I get a pissed off look on my face and, while still on the phone, look at him and say "NO!" and then I pointed down the street to tell him to go away. He says to his buddy "I just wanted to look respectable." Hahahahahahahaha.
Anyways, she and I caught our cab and snuggled and kissed a bit, just as drunken friends would on the night their friends were getting married though, nothing serious. It was good.