Jul 26, 2006 13:19
Funny conversation from the other night at the bar.
There was this cute girl standing at the end of the bar and a friend introduces me to her.
Me: "Well, it's very nice to meet you."
Her: *excitedly* "... ... ... ... OH MY GOD! NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME!!!! Guys usually just say "HEY! ... Yurrr hawwt. ... Wanna go huvv sex?"
Me: "... ... Oh, I said that too, but I kinda mumbled it at the end... I said: "It's very nice to meet you... *half-whispers* you're-hot-wanna-go-have-sex?" ... Don't worry, I still said it... just afterwards."
She giggled at my cuteness.