Me: "Well, it's very nice to meet you."

Jul 26, 2006 13:19

Funny conversation from the other night at the bar.

There was this cute girl standing at the end of the bar and a friend introduces me to her.

Me: "Well, it's very nice to meet you."

Her: *excitedly* "... ... ... ... OH MY GOD! NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME!!!! Guys usually just say "HEY! ... Yurrr hawwt. ... Wanna go huvv sex?"

Me: "... ... Oh, I said that too, but I kinda mumbled it at the end... I said: "It's very nice to meet you... *half-whispers* you're-hot-wanna-go-have-sex?" ... Don't worry, I still said it... just afterwards."

She giggled at my cuteness.
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