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soo.... totally just heard a story this weekend about a guy that came into hospital because he couldn't urinate.......like any smart person would do before coming into the hospital he decided to self medicate himself by injecting oragel into his penis with an inciline needle......... because... I guess that is supposed to help you pee..... well that ended up giving him an erection that wouldn't go away.... sooooooo he crushed up muscle relaxers and mixed them with wine.. and proceeded to inject his penis eight more times with that mixture. after that.... well the hospital was the new stop..... needless to say he still has an erection.... for a couple days....... moral of the story........ don't self medicate when u have no idea what you are doing