thought for the day
Giant Fluffy Bunnies are attempting to cover up government involvement in the Martin Luther King assassination by using naked women to spread the word of Satan. They have put subliminal messages in the X-Files in order to develop an unhealthy obsession with rubber trousers. The only way to stop them is to cast the "educate ned" spell and only wear clothes made of spandex as this will bring Saturn into the house of Uranus.