c.o.l.d.

Nov 08, 2008 16:42

define cold.
a) temperature at night drops to 5℃
b) your knee refuses to bend when instructed to do so
c) you can't wait to boil yourself in 40℃ every night
d) you rather sit under the heater unless you need to cook/pee
e) your feet gotten numb from the cold
f) you google for fire/heat knowledge
g) you dress up like a stuffed-penguin
h) when you breathe hard, you form a moustache of vapor from condensation
i) the gale echoing outside your window is your alarm clock
j) when you fart, you produce steam and your ass becomes moist :D

on random notes:
made this out of a request.
symmetrically-measured. vector-tested. illustrator-approved.


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