Marriage meme
I'll bet I'm going to be really old.
So maybe you're married already, or getting ready to? Or you're not even thinking about it? How old are you within your marriage? Not your real age, but your marriage age (i.e. how old you act as a married person)
Put a x in every box that applies to you
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ]You show up for school/college/work every day early.
[ ]You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[ x] You’ve never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You like watching talk shows
[x] You know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] Your parents trust you
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[ ] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college/work.
[x] You remember to feed your pets.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[x] You work out on a regular basis (well I used to! pre-pregnancy!)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] you can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
TOTAL ADDED UP: 24
Total in all: 24
Add up all the x’s and add six to your total and there's your answer
which is 30. hey, not bad! i'm 32 for reals.
So maybe you're married already, or getting ready to? Or you're not even thinking about it? How old are you within your marriage? Not your real age, but your marriage age (i.e. how old you act as a married person)
Put a x in every box that applies to you
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ]You show up for school/college/work every day early.
[ ]You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[ x] You’ve never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You like watching talk shows
[x] You know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] Your parents trust you
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[ ] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college/work.
[x] You remember to feed your pets.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[x] You work out on a regular basis (well I used to! pre-pregnancy!)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] you can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
TOTAL ADDED UP: 24
Total in all: 24
Add up all the x’s and add six to your total and there's your answer
which is 30. hey, not bad! i'm 32 for reals.