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[pygmaticalpaca]

Guess what? My week is over with!! Mwah haha. Now what am I going to do you might ask...and the answer is simple. Take over the world. That's right. Looks like I have a lot of work ahead of me. Do I have an army? Haha, who needs an army when you have guns like these? Ok ok, so I may need to develop an army...yes yes you can quit laughing at my "guns"...c'mon guys, that just isn't very nice at all. You know...on second thought...it might be kinda hard for me to take over the world even with a huge massive army. Problem #1: I'm a pacifist. So...I guess my army would be a bunch of hippies wielding flowers, peace, and love. Imagine old time woodstock and you will see my army. Fierce isn't it? Ooo, maybe I can get some bands to reunite...despite their lead members being dead. Nevermind on that then...I can't bring back the dead, yet. I'm working on it...I watched a pretty stellar informational on voodoo the other night on the history channel. But, to quote Loki from Dogma, "I don't believe in voodoo." So...yeah...I guess I'll just forget world domination...forget forming my awesome army...and forget bringing back the dead. Wow, now I have nothing to do :( sad times. I guess I'll just resort back to stalking Brad Pitt. Well, back to work
Sincerely,
Peace
Love
&
Harmony
"If I could reach the stars I'd pull one down for you
Shine it on my heart so you could see the truth
That this love I have inside is everything it seems
But for now I find it's only in my dreams"
~The great Eric Clapton