Between 11pm and 12am tonight...
* Kevin, full of Christmas spirit, is making a Christmas 2008 CD mix. He decides he wants the "Nutmeg" song from Stephen Colbert's holiday special because he loves juvenile double entendres.
* Itunes won't let him download the song individually. He must spend $8 to download the whole album.
* Kevin breaks down and decides to spend $8 for the album. What the hell, part of the proceeds go to charity.
* Itunes still won't let him download. He must download the latest version of Itunes.
* Kevin attempts this, but his C drive is too low on space to accomodate the new itunes version updates. It will not allow him to put itunes on the K drive which has tons of space.
* Growing increasingly frustrated, Kevin is pushed to finally downloading an illegal filesharing program. He downloads Limewire. It is much easier and goes right to the K drive like he wants.
* Kevin downloads "nutmeg." Christmas spirit is returning.
* "Nutmeg" turns out not to be the funny John Legend song. It appears to be a virus of some sort instead.
* Kevin attempts to remove Limewire from his computer. This requires multiple attempts, and his computer won't let him delete "Nutmeg" because it is in use.
* A cat misbehaves and Kevin violently over-reacts, slamming the door to cat's "time-out" room and telling cat he will leave cat in there all fucking night to rot you fucking demon-spawn.
* Kevin finally rids his computer of Limewire and the Nutmeg file.
* Kevin spends time searching around iTunes help for someone to bitch at or somewhere to leave a bitchy, hate-filled message. He cannot unless he creates an AppleID.
* Devoid of any other outlet, Kevin decides to rant into a journal he has not used for almost a year. He has just worked two fucking double shifts and tomorrow has to go in to work on Christmas Eve and all he wanted was a fucking download of a goddamn novelty song! For FUCK's SAKE. HE WAS WILLING TO PAY $8 FOR IT.
Christmas spirit is destroyed.
If anyone can e-mail me an mp3 of nutmeg, I will donate $8 to whatever fucking charity you fucking want. Fuck itunes, they won't get any part of it.
* Itunes won't let him download the song individually. He must spend $8 to download the whole album.
* Kevin breaks down and decides to spend $8 for the album. What the hell, part of the proceeds go to charity.
* Itunes still won't let him download. He must download the latest version of Itunes.
* Kevin attempts this, but his C drive is too low on space to accomodate the new itunes version updates. It will not allow him to put itunes on the K drive which has tons of space.
* Growing increasingly frustrated, Kevin is pushed to finally downloading an illegal filesharing program. He downloads Limewire. It is much easier and goes right to the K drive like he wants.
* Kevin downloads "nutmeg." Christmas spirit is returning.
* "Nutmeg" turns out not to be the funny John Legend song. It appears to be a virus of some sort instead.
* Kevin attempts to remove Limewire from his computer. This requires multiple attempts, and his computer won't let him delete "Nutmeg" because it is in use.
* A cat misbehaves and Kevin violently over-reacts, slamming the door to cat's "time-out" room and telling cat he will leave cat in there all fucking night to rot you fucking demon-spawn.
* Kevin finally rids his computer of Limewire and the Nutmeg file.
* Kevin spends time searching around iTunes help for someone to bitch at or somewhere to leave a bitchy, hate-filled message. He cannot unless he creates an AppleID.
* Devoid of any other outlet, Kevin decides to rant into a journal he has not used for almost a year. He has just worked two fucking double shifts and tomorrow has to go in to work on Christmas Eve and all he wanted was a fucking download of a goddamn novelty song! For FUCK's SAKE. HE WAS WILLING TO PAY $8 FOR IT.
Christmas spirit is destroyed.
If anyone can e-mail me an mp3 of nutmeg, I will donate $8 to whatever fucking charity you fucking want. Fuck itunes, they won't get any part of it.