Ole!

Nov 26, 2007 17:21


Originally published at Short Attention Span Girl. You can comment here or there.

One of these days, I’m going to get a taco from one of those silver buses that are always parked in gas station parking lots advertising their 79-cent tacos.

I’m going to eat that taco, and I’m going to live to tell about it.

But that’s not all.

Then I’m going to travel around, eating at all the taco buses I can find, and write a comparative study on the subject.

Then the world won’t be so afraid of taco buses. Maybe I’ll even get a government grant. I’ll write articles about it. Then books. Speak before the United Nations. And of course I’ll get tax-deductible trips to Mexico for research purposes.

Taco bus franchisees will line up around the block to thank me for causing their sales to skyrocket.

The smell of refried beans will spread to all corners of the earth and soar to the heavens. The juice of pico de gallo will fill the halls of justice and stain the ancient monoliths with its piquant glory.

I will be worshiped by connoisseurs of Mexican cuisine, and they will carve my initials in their bumpers and their chests. I will be known as the savior of taco buses everywhere, and the whole world will know of the good I have done.

Just you wait.

big ideas

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