Volcano jokes
Congratulations to the new, #1 rated bunga of all time! Bárðar beats out Unga-, close Italian relative Bunga-, and previous champion Cowa-, and the eruption hasn't even really begun in earnest!
Of course, Bárðarbunga isn't actually in earnest. It's in Iceland. Hi-yo! That's a Scandinavia joke, folks! You don't get a lot of those on the front page, so enjoy it!
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