The True Story of the Apocalypse.
I swear this is true, something told it to me at about three AM
And in 2008, Satan had recruited his trifecta of Darkness known only to those of the world above as Britney Spears, Marshall Mathers, and *NSync. Satan's Legions at MTV had spread the auditory filth to the corners of the earth, and the Three combined to form a single being composed entirely of an inability to sing and the ability to be marketed to dumbfucks.
This force of evil walked the earth, and when it opened it's maw it unleashed a Banshee's wail that would destroy cities, causing those who were not the disciples of darkness to fall to the ground bleeding and buildings to shake apart on their foundations. The Evil walked the earth for 7 days before the Answer was given. Kurt Cobain did rise from the Grave to unite the Trinity: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, And Nirvana. The formed Five men, each with unsurpassed musical talent, who were to expunge the planet of the Filth that was The Trifecta Of Darkness. One Strum from their Mighty Ax was capable of restoring all that had been annihilated by the Trifecta; bulidlings reformed, the dead walked the earth, Truly Live once again
The Trifecta hatched a plan to debase the Trinity; to use its Minions, Linkin Park, Rancid, and others to pose as good music, and lure those of the Trinity to their concerts, where the foul music would destroy their souls, turning them into the eternal slaves of the Trifecta.
The Climatic Battle of the Bands took place in Sydney, a city so ravaged by the crappy music it was under the constant and baleful eye of the night. The Trinity gathered their three billion followers on one side of the city, while the trifecta gathered theirs on the opposite. The Disciples of the Trifecta , upon hearing their master's foulest creation, grew wings of a bat, and wielded spears of darkness. Backed by their Master's power, the Disciples flew into battle, to destroy the Trinity.
The trinity gathered on stage, and sounds of the first song of the Trifecta, "Baby One More Slim Shady Crazy for You" could be heard, and the legions of terror were seen winging toward the Bearers of Light. The lights came up, and The Trinity let out the Awesome notes of "Stairway to Heaven", and as they did, the Followers of the True Good did grow angelic wings, and were given flaming swords of justice to purge their enemies.
Nine Minutes had elapsed, and the battle was nearing an end. The Trifecta was finishing their tenth song, and Trinity was nearing the end of "Stairway". The rapid fire assault of the Triecta was wearing down the will off the Trinity's Followers, and bad music was claiming them as much as the spikes of their enemies.
Then the Battle was decided: Trinity played "Another Brick in the Wall", and the Trifecta was stunned by It's Awesome. In the moment of opportunity, the True Disciples of Trinity, AC/DC, moved to the Trinity, and they beheaded their foes with their Axs of Power, Sending the evil energies soaring to the heavens.
The Trinity then killed all those who did not immidiately convert to the Trinity, and it was Good
It was in the Book of Rock, the lost chapter of the bible I found while looking for a microwave pizza
And in 2008, Satan had recruited his trifecta of Darkness known only to those of the world above as Britney Spears, Marshall Mathers, and *NSync. Satan's Legions at MTV had spread the auditory filth to the corners of the earth, and the Three combined to form a single being composed entirely of an inability to sing and the ability to be marketed to dumbfucks.
This force of evil walked the earth, and when it opened it's maw it unleashed a Banshee's wail that would destroy cities, causing those who were not the disciples of darkness to fall to the ground bleeding and buildings to shake apart on their foundations. The Evil walked the earth for 7 days before the Answer was given. Kurt Cobain did rise from the Grave to unite the Trinity: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, And Nirvana. The formed Five men, each with unsurpassed musical talent, who were to expunge the planet of the Filth that was The Trifecta Of Darkness. One Strum from their Mighty Ax was capable of restoring all that had been annihilated by the Trifecta; bulidlings reformed, the dead walked the earth, Truly Live once again
The Trifecta hatched a plan to debase the Trinity; to use its Minions, Linkin Park, Rancid, and others to pose as good music, and lure those of the Trinity to their concerts, where the foul music would destroy their souls, turning them into the eternal slaves of the Trifecta.
The Climatic Battle of the Bands took place in Sydney, a city so ravaged by the crappy music it was under the constant and baleful eye of the night. The Trinity gathered their three billion followers on one side of the city, while the trifecta gathered theirs on the opposite. The Disciples of the Trifecta , upon hearing their master's foulest creation, grew wings of a bat, and wielded spears of darkness. Backed by their Master's power, the Disciples flew into battle, to destroy the Trinity.
The trinity gathered on stage, and sounds of the first song of the Trifecta, "Baby One More Slim Shady Crazy for You" could be heard, and the legions of terror were seen winging toward the Bearers of Light. The lights came up, and The Trinity let out the Awesome notes of "Stairway to Heaven", and as they did, the Followers of the True Good did grow angelic wings, and were given flaming swords of justice to purge their enemies.
Nine Minutes had elapsed, and the battle was nearing an end. The Trifecta was finishing their tenth song, and Trinity was nearing the end of "Stairway". The rapid fire assault of the Triecta was wearing down the will off the Trinity's Followers, and bad music was claiming them as much as the spikes of their enemies.
Then the Battle was decided: Trinity played "Another Brick in the Wall", and the Trifecta was stunned by It's Awesome. In the moment of opportunity, the True Disciples of Trinity, AC/DC, moved to the Trinity, and they beheaded their foes with their Axs of Power, Sending the evil energies soaring to the heavens.
The Trinity then killed all those who did not immidiately convert to the Trinity, and it was Good
It was in the Book of Rock, the lost chapter of the bible I found while looking for a microwave pizza