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my parents 40th wedding anniversary is in april. at least, they claim it is.
you see, there is no evidence that my parents are married.
their story is they got married when my mum was 17 and they had my eldest sister a year later. as she is 39 in may, that makes it 40 years (ohh I can count!).
but there are no wedding photos
none of us have ever seen the licence
they never talk about their wedding
its like it never happened, except they wear wedding rings.
conspiracy theorists of the world unite!
you see, there is no evidence that my parents are married.
their story is they got married when my mum was 17 and they had my eldest sister a year later. as she is 39 in may, that makes it 40 years (ohh I can count!).
but there are no wedding photos
none of us have ever seen the licence
they never talk about their wedding
its like it never happened, except they wear wedding rings.
conspiracy theorists of the world unite!