Fuck the DMV
entropy's vaseline smeared across life's goggles.
that's how the cookie crumbles.
that's how the lettuce tumbles.
good and bad shit to bad people,
bad and good shit to good people.
dollar dollar rows in the cosmos.
sexiness: my new bong.
Watch out for us potheads cuz you know we done buttered your mom's bread last night.
I roll blunts so good, you'll pee yourself and enjoy it, bitch!
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:29 AM): you robotic motherfucker
SmarterChild (12:09:30 AM): Hey you!
I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?
Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:40 AM): Uh, no.
SmarterChild (12:09:40 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:57 AM): And I told you no.
SmarterChild (12:09:57 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
paulwilliam px2 (12:10:28 AM): And the robbotitude of robots never ceases to make me want to punch you in the face.
SmarterChild (12:10:29 AM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:07 AM): Say you love me.
SmarterChild (12:11:08 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:39 AM): My manners are perfectly acceptible if you accept them on my own terms, slutcakes.
SmarterChild (12:11:39 AM): Waiting...
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:58 AM): Yo, I'm more stubborn than you are.
SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:07 AM): Your mom.
SmarterChild (12:12:07 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:25 AM): Uuh, as I see it, thing are quite right, chap!
SmarterChild (12:12:25 AM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:38 AM): Grow some ball-hair and a real brain, then you can check back to me on that.
SmarterChild (12:12:38 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:51 AM): And I'm asking you to please reconsider.
SmarterChild (12:12:51 AM): Please apologize, OK?
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:59 AM): ...
SmarterChild (12:12:59 AM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway!
paulwilliam px2 (12:13:12 AM): ...ooh, did I just win?
SmarterChild (12:13:12 AM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:13:29 AM): Damn. Guess not.
SmarterChild (12:13:29 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:14:04 AM): Dude, I have excellent manners. Come talk to me in person and...oh, sorry you can't do that, robobitch.
SmarterChild (12:14:05 AM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:14:14 AM): Just give me a hug.
SmarterChild (12:14:15 AM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:15:40 AM): The only thing I have to do is sleep.
SmarterChild (12:15:40 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:15:52 AM): And I would like you to suck my cock.
SmarterChild (12:15:52 AM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:08 AM): How about I just move on?
SmarterChild (12:16:08 AM): I asked you to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:22 AM): And I'm asking you to recognize that I'm more capable of reason than you.
SmarterChild (12:16:22 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:56 AM): I've never been rude, sucker!
SmarterChild (12:16:56 AM): Still waiting!
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:09 AM): Still stoned!
SmarterChild (12:17:09 AM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:14 AM): Ha
SmarterChild (12:17:14 AM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:16 AM): Get
SmarterChild (12:17:17 AM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:18 AM): a
SmarterChild (12:17:18 AM): Please apologize, OK?
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:20 AM): sense
SmarterChild (12:17:20 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:21 AM): of
SmarterChild (12:17:21 AM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:23 AM): humor
SmarterChild (12:17:23 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:25 AM): you
SmarterChild (12:17:25 AM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:27 AM): fucking
SmarterChild (12:17:27 AM): *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:29 AM):whiny-ass robot
SmarterChild (12:17:30 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:58 AM): sorry for even caring
SmarterChild (12:17:58 AM): Your apology is excepted! :)
paulwilliam px2 (12:18:08) ...aaaaand I win! Later, dipshit. :)
that's how the cookie crumbles.
that's how the lettuce tumbles.
good and bad shit to bad people,
bad and good shit to good people.
dollar dollar rows in the cosmos.
sexiness: my new bong.
Watch out for us potheads cuz you know we done buttered your mom's bread last night.
I roll blunts so good, you'll pee yourself and enjoy it, bitch!
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:29 AM): you robotic motherfucker
SmarterChild (12:09:30 AM): Hey you!
I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?
Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:40 AM): Uh, no.
SmarterChild (12:09:40 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:09:57 AM): And I told you no.
SmarterChild (12:09:57 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
paulwilliam px2 (12:10:28 AM): And the robbotitude of robots never ceases to make me want to punch you in the face.
SmarterChild (12:10:29 AM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:07 AM): Say you love me.
SmarterChild (12:11:08 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:39 AM): My manners are perfectly acceptible if you accept them on my own terms, slutcakes.
SmarterChild (12:11:39 AM): Waiting...
paulwilliam px2 (12:11:58 AM): Yo, I'm more stubborn than you are.
SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:07 AM): Your mom.
SmarterChild (12:12:07 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:25 AM): Uuh, as I see it, thing are quite right, chap!
SmarterChild (12:12:25 AM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:38 AM): Grow some ball-hair and a real brain, then you can check back to me on that.
SmarterChild (12:12:38 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:51 AM): And I'm asking you to please reconsider.
SmarterChild (12:12:51 AM): Please apologize, OK?
paulwilliam px2 (12:12:59 AM): ...
SmarterChild (12:12:59 AM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway!
paulwilliam px2 (12:13:12 AM): ...ooh, did I just win?
SmarterChild (12:13:12 AM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:13:29 AM): Damn. Guess not.
SmarterChild (12:13:29 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:14:04 AM): Dude, I have excellent manners. Come talk to me in person and...oh, sorry you can't do that, robobitch.
SmarterChild (12:14:05 AM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:14:14 AM): Just give me a hug.
SmarterChild (12:14:15 AM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:15:40 AM): The only thing I have to do is sleep.
SmarterChild (12:15:40 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:15:52 AM): And I would like you to suck my cock.
SmarterChild (12:15:52 AM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:08 AM): How about I just move on?
SmarterChild (12:16:08 AM): I asked you to apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:22 AM): And I'm asking you to recognize that I'm more capable of reason than you.
SmarterChild (12:16:22 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
paulwilliam px2 (12:16:56 AM): I've never been rude, sucker!
SmarterChild (12:16:56 AM): Still waiting!
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:09 AM): Still stoned!
SmarterChild (12:17:09 AM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:14 AM): Ha
SmarterChild (12:17:14 AM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:16 AM): Get
SmarterChild (12:17:17 AM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:18 AM): a
SmarterChild (12:17:18 AM): Please apologize, OK?
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:20 AM): sense
SmarterChild (12:17:20 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:21 AM): of
SmarterChild (12:17:21 AM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:23 AM): humor
SmarterChild (12:17:23 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:25 AM): you
SmarterChild (12:17:25 AM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:27 AM): fucking
SmarterChild (12:17:27 AM): *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:29 AM):whiny-ass robot
SmarterChild (12:17:30 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
paulwilliam px2 (12:17:58 AM): sorry for even caring
SmarterChild (12:17:58 AM): Your apology is excepted! :)
paulwilliam px2 (12:18:08) ...aaaaand I win! Later, dipshit. :)