Delilah's Lesson of the Day ...
Back Story: Delilah (my wonderful 1.5 yr old cat) has
never gotten over her kittenhood obsession with Q-tips. They are her crack.
Given the choice between catnip and Q-tips, the god forsaken sticks with
cotton on the ends win out every time. She brings them to me in mass, I
try to throw them away from me (Because, did I mention, she only likes
used Q-tips.), she chases after them. This is a never ending game of
psycho cat annoyed human.
... Q-tips do NOT go in the human's armpit
... Q-tips do NOT go in the human's armpit