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Can you name 20 characters from anywhere right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first. No cheating!
1) Harry Potter (from duh)
2) Tony Stark (from Iron Man)
3) Hiei (from Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
4) Quinn Fabray (from Glee)
5) Edmund Pevensie (from The Chronicles of Narnia)
6) Kurt Wild (from Velvet Goldmine)
7) The Comedian (from Watchmen)
8) Double D (from Ed Edd n Eddy)
9) Atticus Finch (from To Kill A Mockingbird)
10) Thirteen (from House)
11) Edward Elric (from Fullmetal Alchemist)
12) Jet (from Avatar)
13) Michael Scott (from The Office)
14) Viola (from Twelfth Night)
15) John Bender (from The Breakfast Club)
16) Desmond Hume (from Lost)
17) Mary Hatch Bailey (from It's A Wonderful Life)
18) Lois Griffin (from Family Guy)
19) Omar Little (from The Wire)
20) Maurice (from The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents)
Where did you first see 10? (Thirteen)
When I started watching season four online ages ago.
What would you do if you had never seen/read about 6? (Kurt Wild)
...had less masturbatory material?
What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? (Maurice and Bender)
To realize why this hypothetical scenario is so absurd, you must first know that Maurice is a cat. Now you realize.
If you could marry either 7 or 14 who will it be? (Viola or The Comedian)
Viola. The why should be obvious. But I would totally have hot sex with Eddie behind her back.
Did you ever like 9? (Atticus)
If you don't like Atticus Finch, you have no soul.
Have you ever seen 4 cry in any episode or chapter? (Quinn)
Yes, and I was sobbing. I've watched that scene from Ballad at least five times and it still gets me.
Would 4 and 12 make a good couple? (Quinn and Jet)
Uhhh well we know Quinn has a weakness for bad boys, and that Jet is at least mildly attracted to the pretty and (somewhat) innocent girls. Hm. I'm tempted to say they would at first, but I feel like their values are too different for it to work.
Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Harry Potter and Tony Stark)
Nope. Tony doesn't like emo boys.
Describe 8. (Double D)
Child genius. Overbearing parents. Neat freak. Likes to be appreciated. Hiding something mysterious under his sock hat. Totally gay for Eddy. Far too intellectual and moral to be keeping the kind of company he does. Utterly adorable.
Last time you read/seen/drew 12? (Jet)
Whenever the last time ali_wildgoose updated Within These Walls, probably... which was in October! (I checked).
Tell me something about 17. (Mary Hatch Bailey)
Best wife ever. That's all you need to know. (Also entirely unf-worthy.)
What's 7's favorite color? (The Comedian)
Yellow? Or black? /boring
What would you do if you met 1 and he/she confessed they liked you? (Harry Potter)
I mean, I'd hit it. Just for the experience though. Wouldn't spend the night. Probably wouldn't ever call.
When was the last time you got pissed by number 6? (Kurt Wild)
Any time when he's not onstage being sexually provocative in leather pants.
If number 18 would ever meet you and got to know you well, how would you think he/she feels about you? (Lois Griffin)
She would totally want to bang me. /wishful thinking
What language does 13 speak? (Michael Scott)
English. Not always well.
Who is 2 going out with? (Tony Stark)
No one? He just sleeps around with attractive people and has lots of lovely sexual tension with his personal assistant. You know, like all good superheroes.
If you were to estimate, how old is 8? (Double D)
Ngh. Twelve? oh good grief stop making me feel like a pedo k thx
What is 5's favorite thing to do? (Edmund Pevensie)
Eat turkish delight and be awesomer than you. He likes chess too, right?
Would you ever date 15? (Bender)
In a fucking heartbeat. Of course, being Bender, we wouldn't be monogamous, which I would not have a problem with at all.
Is 11 single? (Edward Elric)
I don't follow the manga, so yes. (I assume he is in the manga as well, though?)
What's 10's last name? (Thirteen)
Hadley. HER MIDDLE NAME IS BEAUREGARD HAHAHAHAHA LOLING FOREVER
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1? (Harry Potter)
Too emo. Too many issues. SORRY HARRY.
Where does 19 live? (Omar Little)
In my city! The correct answer is, of course, wherever the fuck he wants to live. But mostly on the west side, I'm guessing.
What do you think about 20? (Maurice)
Generally speaking, awesome. Deliciously snarky, a criminal mastermind, and with just enough angst and guilt to make him an appealing character but not so much that it becomes annoying or keeps him from being generally awesome. And still a genuinely good guy! BASICALLY HE IS MY IDEAL MAN EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE'S A CAT, OKAY GUYS.
What is the best thing about 4? (Quinn)
Her overwhelming gorgeousness. Her humanity. Which I mean in two ways. One in that she's humane- she wants to be a good person. Two, she's very much human- even though she tries to be good, she makes mistakes just like everyone else. And those two aspects of humanity combined are what make her such an appealing and relatable character, IMHO. wow look at me empathizing with the devoutly Christian character what a surprise
If you were to meet 16, what would you like to tell him/her right now? (Desmond)
You are a shining example of a sex machine and I also liked it when you were really gay for Charlie. Keep on being rad.
How did you find out about 13? (Michael Scott)
Uhhhh watching the show?
What is the best and worst thing about 14? (Viola)
Best thing is she's spunky and fun to play, and actually kind of a bitch, in a good way! Meaning she speaks her mind and isn't afraid to snark at people when they deserve it. Worst thing is she doesn't actually have an illicit lesbian affair with Olivia, because that would be totally hot and cause the world to explode from sexiness.
What is the relationship between 6 and 3? (Kurt Wild and Hiei)
They both come from psychologically damaging backgrounds and enjoy having sex with pretty boys? lawlz
Is 7 funny? (The Comedian)
LOL DID YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE
Is 19 a nice person? (Omar Little)
Aaaahahaha um not if you're a drug dealer? Otherwise he's pretty chill.
Tell me something about 2. (Tony Stark)
Sexy as fuck.
P.S. Glee is doing a live tour this summer hollaaaaaaaa it better not overlap with me selling knives or I will be one pissed off motherfucker, for cereal.
1) Harry Potter (from duh)
2) Tony Stark (from Iron Man)
3) Hiei (from Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
4) Quinn Fabray (from Glee)
5) Edmund Pevensie (from The Chronicles of Narnia)
6) Kurt Wild (from Velvet Goldmine)
7) The Comedian (from Watchmen)
8) Double D (from Ed Edd n Eddy)
9) Atticus Finch (from To Kill A Mockingbird)
10) Thirteen (from House)
11) Edward Elric (from Fullmetal Alchemist)
12) Jet (from Avatar)
13) Michael Scott (from The Office)
14) Viola (from Twelfth Night)
15) John Bender (from The Breakfast Club)
16) Desmond Hume (from Lost)
17) Mary Hatch Bailey (from It's A Wonderful Life)
18) Lois Griffin (from Family Guy)
19) Omar Little (from The Wire)
20) Maurice (from The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents)
Where did you first see 10? (Thirteen)
When I started watching season four online ages ago.
What would you do if you had never seen/read about 6? (Kurt Wild)
...had less masturbatory material?
What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? (Maurice and Bender)
To realize why this hypothetical scenario is so absurd, you must first know that Maurice is a cat. Now you realize.
If you could marry either 7 or 14 who will it be? (Viola or The Comedian)
Viola. The why should be obvious. But I would totally have hot sex with Eddie behind her back.
Did you ever like 9? (Atticus)
If you don't like Atticus Finch, you have no soul.
Have you ever seen 4 cry in any episode or chapter? (Quinn)
Yes, and I was sobbing. I've watched that scene from Ballad at least five times and it still gets me.
Would 4 and 12 make a good couple? (Quinn and Jet)
Uhhh well we know Quinn has a weakness for bad boys, and that Jet is at least mildly attracted to the pretty and (somewhat) innocent girls. Hm. I'm tempted to say they would at first, but I feel like their values are too different for it to work.
Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Harry Potter and Tony Stark)
Nope. Tony doesn't like emo boys.
Describe 8. (Double D)
Child genius. Overbearing parents. Neat freak. Likes to be appreciated. Hiding something mysterious under his sock hat. Totally gay for Eddy. Far too intellectual and moral to be keeping the kind of company he does. Utterly adorable.
Last time you read/seen/drew 12? (Jet)
Whenever the last time ali_wildgoose updated Within These Walls, probably... which was in October! (I checked).
Tell me something about 17. (Mary Hatch Bailey)
Best wife ever. That's all you need to know. (Also entirely unf-worthy.)
What's 7's favorite color? (The Comedian)
Yellow? Or black? /boring
What would you do if you met 1 and he/she confessed they liked you? (Harry Potter)
I mean, I'd hit it. Just for the experience though. Wouldn't spend the night. Probably wouldn't ever call.
When was the last time you got pissed by number 6? (Kurt Wild)
Any time when he's not onstage being sexually provocative in leather pants.
If number 18 would ever meet you and got to know you well, how would you think he/she feels about you? (Lois Griffin)
She would totally want to bang me. /wishful thinking
What language does 13 speak? (Michael Scott)
English. Not always well.
Who is 2 going out with? (Tony Stark)
No one? He just sleeps around with attractive people and has lots of lovely sexual tension with his personal assistant. You know, like all good superheroes.
If you were to estimate, how old is 8? (Double D)
Ngh. Twelve? oh good grief stop making me feel like a pedo k thx
What is 5's favorite thing to do? (Edmund Pevensie)
Eat turkish delight and be awesomer than you. He likes chess too, right?
Would you ever date 15? (Bender)
In a fucking heartbeat. Of course, being Bender, we wouldn't be monogamous, which I would not have a problem with at all.
Is 11 single? (Edward Elric)
I don't follow the manga, so yes. (I assume he is in the manga as well, though?)
What's 10's last name? (Thirteen)
Hadley. HER MIDDLE NAME IS BEAUREGARD HAHAHAHAHA LOLING FOREVER
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1? (Harry Potter)
Too emo. Too many issues. SORRY HARRY.
Where does 19 live? (Omar Little)
In my city! The correct answer is, of course, wherever the fuck he wants to live. But mostly on the west side, I'm guessing.
What do you think about 20? (Maurice)
Generally speaking, awesome. Deliciously snarky, a criminal mastermind, and with just enough angst and guilt to make him an appealing character but not so much that it becomes annoying or keeps him from being generally awesome. And still a genuinely good guy! BASICALLY HE IS MY IDEAL MAN EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE'S A CAT, OKAY GUYS.
What is the best thing about 4? (Quinn)
Her overwhelming gorgeousness. Her humanity. Which I mean in two ways. One in that she's humane- she wants to be a good person. Two, she's very much human- even though she tries to be good, she makes mistakes just like everyone else. And those two aspects of humanity combined are what make her such an appealing and relatable character, IMHO. wow look at me empathizing with the devoutly Christian character what a surprise
If you were to meet 16, what would you like to tell him/her right now? (Desmond)
You are a shining example of a sex machine and I also liked it when you were really gay for Charlie. Keep on being rad.
How did you find out about 13? (Michael Scott)
Uhhhh watching the show?
What is the best and worst thing about 14? (Viola)
Best thing is she's spunky and fun to play, and actually kind of a bitch, in a good way! Meaning she speaks her mind and isn't afraid to snark at people when they deserve it. Worst thing is she doesn't actually have an illicit lesbian affair with Olivia, because that would be totally hot and cause the world to explode from sexiness.
What is the relationship between 6 and 3? (Kurt Wild and Hiei)
They both come from psychologically damaging backgrounds and enjoy having sex with pretty boys? lawlz
Is 7 funny? (The Comedian)
LOL DID YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE
Is 19 a nice person? (Omar Little)
Aaaahahaha um not if you're a drug dealer? Otherwise he's pretty chill.
Tell me something about 2. (Tony Stark)
Sexy as fuck.
P.S. Glee is doing a live tour this summer hollaaaaaaaa it better not overlap with me selling knives or I will be one pissed off motherfucker, for cereal.